A/N: Sorry for the delay, Crash Bandicoot Fans. But here is another story that features some deviantarts characters. Remember, the characters like Juba, Hip Hop Crash, Tani and Raikiri are not mine. They belong to their makers on deviantart. And Benjamin and Lily belong to Super Saiyan Sonic (a.k.a StarryEyes880). Lots of Tawna bashing and the pairings are CrashXJuba and CrunchXTani. Enjoy.
The Legendary Super Bandicoot:
Chapter 1: A new Bandicoot Warrior:
In the Wumpa Jungle, in the mediating room, Aku Aku looked very worried as he sense something is wrong in another galaxy.
"I can't feel the South Galaxy anymore" Aku Aku said very worried "It is just as I feared. We have to do something. Our galaxy is next."
Meanwhile in the urban city, Tawna Bandicoot, who is wearing a grey jacket and skirt was waiting in line behind many people. Behind her was Crash Bandicoot, who hair has to be tied back cause it's too long and has to wear a green suit, and Crunch Bandicoot, who had to wear a purple suit. Crash and Crunch looked miserable.
"Come on you two" Tawna said "Remember, this meeting must be important for mine and Pinstripe's son."
"But Coco, Tani, Juba, Benjamin and the others are in the park having a picnic" said Crash "we wanted to go too. Do you think we meet up with them afterwards?"
"I doubt it" Tawna said "at this rate, it will take us another 3 hours."
"What?" Crash moaned "Three hours? This suit is so stiff and uncomfortable. Why did you ask us to come, Tawna?"
Tawna yells at Crash "THIS SCHOOL IS THE FINEST IN THE WORLD! YIN MIGHT GET ACCEPTED IF YOU PRETEND TO BE PINSTRIPE AND ANSWER A FEW MAJOR QUESTIONS!" She calmed down "Now, let's start again. Crash, Crunch, what is your favourite hobby."
"Err… a hobby is something we like right?" Crunch asked "well, me lifting up weights and become stronger and Crash likes to fight powerful opponents of course."
"NO! You don't say that!" Tawna shouted "Crunch, you say you like sports, and Crash, you say you like reading."
"But I don't owe the book" Crash said. Tawna growled. This might take a while.
In the park, a drunk Tiny Tiger is doing juggling act. Tani Tiger, Crunch's girlfriend, looked embarrassed as Coco, Spyro, Hunter, Lily the Squirrel, Sparks and Raikiri laughed. Benjamin and Hip Hop Crash was watched. Juba Jaguar, Crash's girlfriend, and she wore a golden bra and loincloth, looked unimpressed. Pasadena and Von Clutch are there too.
"Well, that what happen if you hid his magazines" Juba said.
"Yeah. He got to show me how to do it" Coco smiled.
On the staircase of the school, Tawna begins teaching Crash and Crunch again.
"Just two more lines left and then it's our turn".
"Tawna, I'm starving" Crash moaned.
"You're always hungry" Tawna scolded him "Now, just practice again. What are your favourite hobbies?"
"We're supposed to say we like reading and sports right?" Crunch asked.
"That is correct. Now can you tell me your favourite words" Tawna said.
"Favourite words?" Crunch asked as he and Crash thinks. "We're not sure what words we actually like. But I can name my favourite type of weights!"
"WILL YOU CUT IT OUT, CRUNCH!" Tawna shouted "THESE PEOPLE ARE GONNA LAUGH AT US." And then she told them the words they had to say "Friendship. Victory. It's important to say these words, Crash and Crunch, it's very important."
"Oh I see." Crash said as he muttered to her "this interview some sort of lying contest isn't it?"
Tawna groaned as Crash got it wrong again. "I got a major headache."
"Well, come on, Crash. It's time to go home" Crunch said to Crash.
"NO WE CAN NOT!" Tawna screamed as she shocked Crash and Crunch back and knocked the line behind them down like dominos.
Back at the park, Spyro was singing karaoke. He sings terrible but some like it, some don't.
"He sings great" said Pasadena.
"Agreed" Von Clutch said.
"Can anyone possible think that he is good?" Benjamin asked disgusted.
Juba, Lily, Tani, Coco and Hunter agreed. But Tiny is getting along with the song. Hip Hop Crash was snarling under his breath as he leaned against the tree as he listen to more of Spyro's horrible singing.
"Will he just shut up?!" Hip Hop Crash snarled.
Suddenly, a huge ship appeared above them. Coco, Juba, Tiny, Tani, Hunter, Raikiri, Benjamin and Sparks looked shocked as men came out of the sing. They saw them go towards Hip Hop Crash and bend on one knee. Spyro did not notice as he was still singing.
"Your majesty!" the men said to Hip Hop Crash.
Hip Hop Crash stands up. "What is the meaning of this?"
"At long last, we found you, Hip Hop Crash" said a voice. A bandicoot with a scar over his eye and wore a white cape and black hair and cream trousers appeared and bowed to Hip Hop Crash.
"You're a Bandicoot Warrior aren't you?" asked Benjamin.
"Yes. My name is Harris" said the bandicoot.
Spyro noticed everyone was noticing the soldiers as he stopped singing confused.
In the meeting room, Tawna goes on as she explains about her son being in this school and have Crash and Crunch pretend to be Pinstripe and his uncle. Both Crash and Crunch were gloomy as they looked at their ties. Then a familiar voice entered their mind.
"Crash! Crunch! Can you hear me?"
Crash and Crunch looked surprised.
"Hey… it's Aku Aku" said Crunch.
"Hey, Aku Aku. It's been a while" Crash smiled.
"Crash, Crunch. You must come back home immediately. Do not delay. It's an important."
"No way we can't leave right now!" Crash said "we're stuck in an important interview with Tawna. Plus, if we don't answer the questions she want us to, Tawna said she haunt me down and hit me with the frying pan."
"YOU TWO BROKE UP, YOU IDIOT!" Aku Aku shouted "YOU'RE DATING JUBA NOW REMEMBER?!"
"Oh… yeah…" Crash said.
"Look, the whole universe is in danger and it could be the end of earth as we know it!"
"Ge… that's terrible!" Crash said "we're on our way!"
"Make sure of that" Crunch said.
"They mean terribly excited about having our son here" Tawna said trying to break away the confusion.
"Yes, Mr. Pinstripe, what are you're favourite hobbies?" asked the headmaster.
"Crash…" Tawna whispered.
"Oh right. Let's see now, my favourite hobbies are reading and… err… sorry…" Crash rose from his seat. So did Crunch.
"What is it you two?" Tawna said.
"Sorry, Tawna. But we do no more favours for you. I know this is important to you, but we must go. Something argent has come up" Crash said as he took out his keys and activates them.
Crash and Crunch's karts were outside the window.
"Adios, madam" Crunch said as he and Crash leaps out of the window and land in their karts and drove off.
Tawna was freaked out as the teachers were cross with her.
Aku Aku waited outside his house as the karts drove towards him and stopped as Crash and Crunch climbed out.
"Ah, Crash, Crunch, right on time" Aku Aku smiled. Then he saw the suits. "What with the silly suits?"
Crash and Crunch chuckled as they still had the suits on. "Err… wait a sec."
They leap in the air and tore off their suits. Then they landed down. Crash is wearing his blue jeans again and brown boots. He wore his green jacket and untied his long hair and placed his red headband around his forehead. He pick up his sword and strapped it around his chest. Crunch is back with his navy pants again and was shirt-less.
"Ah, now that's better" Crunch said as he flexed his muscles.
"It's so good to be back in your original clothes again" Crash said as he tied up his headband and tied his boots.
"Alright. Time to get down to business you two" Aku Aku said.
"Yes of course" Crash said, and then his stomach growled "But can I eat first please?"
Back with the others…
"We had long searched for you, my king" said Harris "we had created a new planet bandicoot for you."
"What? A new Planet Bandicoot?" asked Hip Hop Crash.
Juba looked worried as Tani growled.
"Yes. And with your leadership, and our strength, we shall rejoice in the galaxy again, the return of the mighty race, the bandicoots, and with your leadership, we can bring the universe back to it's misery."
The men cheered, but Coco and the others did not like the idea of conquering the universe. Hip Hop Crash walks away.
"Of course we need to stop the Legendary Super Bandicoot" Harris said "Only you can do that, my lord." He grinned.
"The Legendary Super Bandicoot?" Benjamin, Coco and Spyro asked.
Hip Hop Crash stopped. "You found the Legendary Super Bandicoot?"
"Yes. He had caused so many destruction" said Harris "he's bring the universe into fear, and only you could stop him."
"I don't trust that guy" Tani said as Raikiri snarled.
"Only Crash, Crunch, Benjamin and Hip Hop Crash can be Super Bandicoots!" Coco said.
"You're gonna believe that story aren't you, Hip Hop?" Benjamin asked.
Hip Hop Crash turned to the ship and walks towards it. "Harris, lead the way."
"Hip Hop!" Benjamin tries to stop him "Listen to me." But he was blocked by Harris.
"Of course, you're welcomed too, Benjamin" Harris said "After all, you got Bandicoot Blood as well."
Benjamin snarled.
"Some of us need to go with them to make sure Hip Hop doesn't do anymore trouble" Coco said.
"I'll go" Tani said "Maybe Harris might have met Crunch already."
"I'm heading off too" Spyro said.
"Me too" Juba said "Maybe Crash is there."
Suddenly, as the ship was about to take off, a drunken Tiny tries to get on board, but they were dragged halfway by Coco, Tani and Spyro.
"Tiny, calm down!" Spyro said.
Juba got onto the ship and looked back one earth. "Promise me you'd be there, Crash."
Benjamin leaps in after promising to Hunter, Pasadena, Lily and the others that they will return.
The ship took off and left the earth.
Back at Crash's house, Crash was scoffing his face with food. He did not become bloated as Bandicoots keep their fitness. Crunch and Aku Aku looked shocked as plates piled up one after another. As Crash takes a bite into his meat bone, he let go as he understood Aku Aku's story.
"So there's a Legendary Super Bandicoot destroying the South Galaxy, right?" asked Crash.
As Polar and Pura cleared away some plates, Aku Aku said "Actually, he already left the south galaxy and already in the north galaxy, that where we are."
"Oh" Crash and Crunch said.
"And what I am really afraid of Crash, is that he may be stronger than you or Crunch" Aku Aku said.
Crash kicked his legs up in shocked. "Really?! That's so amazing!"
"This is not the time to get excited. This is a bad category here, Crash!" Aku Aku said.
"Oh right."
Crunch and Crash got up and stretched their legs.
"So where would we find him, Aku Aku?" asked Crunch.
"How should I know?" asked Aku Aku.
"Hey, I thought you magical masks are supposed to know everything" Crash said.
"It depend on my mood. Look, some of his power are still in the south galaxy" Aku Aku said "Just use the time vortex."
"Yeah, and maybe we can get a track of his energy" Crunch said as he start typing on a keyboard on a machine. He then stopped. "Err… Aku, how you spell galaxy again?"
Polar and Pura, who were stacking up the last of the plates, fell down and dropped them.
"Let me try" Crash said after he pocked the teleporter he stole from N. Gin. He types it down and a portal appeared leading to a planet in the south galaxy. "Got it. It's small, but it's bandicoot energy alright. See ya later then. Bye."
Crash and Crunch jumped into the portal. It closed.
"Good luck you two" Aku Aku said.
To be continued…
A/N: That ends part one. Please enjoy. The next chapter shall be updated soon.
