Hey Readers! I'm not going to make up any excuses as to why I haven't posted anything up... ok? I just don't want to explain...life is hard :/

Soooooo...... Anyways... I have decided to write this fiction as a Talk show event, because I thought it would be pleasant. It'll be like lollipops in the the afternoon. :P JK This fic will have a lot of updates. :) ENJOY!!


*The Camera starts rolling*

*The audience cheer*

Me: GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYONE!!! Welcome to the TERE SHOW!!!

*Applause*

Me: Ok, ok, OK..... CALM DOWN! *Swears under breath* Ok... Thank you! Today, we have a special guest here to talk about his life changing hair product!!

*More Cheers*

Me: So.... HERE HE IS!!! SEVERUS SNAPE!!!

*Severus Snape apparates, making the whole audience scream in delight*

Severus: Hello, Tere! How are you? Thank you for having me here! *Sits down*

Me: No, no... thank you for being here, Severus.

Severus: *Chuckles and flips his hair* You're too much, Tere.

Me: So, Severus, I can't help but notice how delicious your hair is today. What's going on?

Severus: Well, Tere... if you must know. Ever Since I started using this muggle hair product.... my life has never been the same.

Me: *Giggles* Ooh, what muggle product? And where can I buy it?

Severus: It all started in the dungeons of Hogwarts, where I usually hold detentions....you may remember--

*The audience laugh*

Severus: Just kidding! Anyways... I had a couple of students there. One of them was a muggle.

Me: Hmm... and then what?

Severus: When I dismissed them, the muggle left her bag behind. I could have warned her... but I didn't, so--

*Laughter*

Severus: So, I went through her bag.

Me: Oh my god, you didn't?!

Severus: I did...the tramp should have been more careful.

*Laughter*

Severus: As I raided the bag...my fingers grazed something smooth. As soon as I pulled it out..my life turned around.

Me: What was it?

Severus: Are you ready fot this?

Me: Yeah

Severus: *Turns to the audience* ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?!!

Audience: YEAH!!!

Severus: *Pulls out a green and white bottle* It was this shampoo! L'OREAL!!

Me: L'oreal?

Severus: Yes, darling! L'oreal! It's an orgasm in a bottle!

Me: Oh! I must have one!

Severus: Take this one... I have plenty.

Me: *Laughs and takes shampoo* That's why your hair is so deliciously sexy!

Severus: *Chuckles in pleasure* Yes! I'm the talk of every subject in Hogwarts! I'm the envy of every student! When I walk.. I feel like a GODDESS!!

Me: If only I had that kind of attention. So.. There's a rumor going around that you'll be in several commercials. Is it true?

Severus: Unfortunately, Tere... IT'S TRUE!!

*Applause*

Me: GREAT! When will you start?

Severus: I've already have! *Laughs*

*Applause*

Me: OMG! Really?! When will it air?

Severus: Next week on Thursday. At 7:45 p.m.

Me: I'll be sure to watch it. *Turns to the camera* OKAY!!! That's our show for today! *Turns to Severus* Thanks again for joining us!

Severus: It was my pleasure, Tere! *Disapparates*

Tere: All right then!!! Be sure sure to check out the L'Oreal commercial starting next Thursday at 7:45 p.m! And tune in for tomorrow's show!!! Lord Voldemort drops by to inform us of his evil plans!!! See ya then!!!!

END!!


Hahaha! I hope you all enjoyed that... Please read and review. If you have time, be sure to give me some ideas and other characters to interview. After Voldemort that is! :D Thanks!!