Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail or any of its characters; they belong to the one and only Hiro Mashima.
I do own the idea for the fic though.
It was so sweat.
(A Tendencies' Wrath original fan-fiction story.)
Inside the Fairy Tail guild, the wizards were happy and celebrating.
Why do you ask?
Because…
"I love you more."
"Nah, silly, I love you more."
Yeah, they confessed.
Just great.
"Can you believe it?" Gray asked to Gajeel at they bro-hugged each other, grinning widely while they drank their beers to the bottom. "They make such a cute couple, hell, Natsu is better than me in everything!"
"Aye aye, my ice-stripping friend," Gajeel drank his beer to the bottom and then went for more. "And Natsu is way better than me in everything too!
"Hahahaha! You maggots think that?" Laxus and Gildartz were a few tables away, laughing cheerily. "Everyone knows Natsu is better in everything than the both of us combined!"
"Ah, this is just what the guild needed." Makarov commented with a smile and his arm wrapping itself around Lucy's waist.
"Aye, Master." The blonde cooed as she sat next to the old pervert.
"I'm honored to see my son, the Lightning Light Shadow Fire Dragon Slayer got himself a beautiful woman, whose hair and attitude reminds him of what's important, me." Igneel muttered with a pleased smile. "He could've picked a blonde, but he knew better than to stain his honor like that."
"Thanks, dad." Natsu waved at the Grand Dragon and high-fived him, returning to his beloved's embrace soon after. "I love you more, strawberry pie."
"Nooo~ I love you more, my pinky dragon…" Erza whispered as she kissed his cheeks and nose, giggling girlishly when he mimicked her actions.
"I love your scarlet hair, that's not blonde, and your armors," he kissed her neck and grinned when she giggled at the ticklish feeling. "And how you hug me while wearing them and the bonk sound my head does when you do that~"
"I love it when you annoy me constantly, trying to fight me." She hugged him with her arms around his neck and let him kiss further down her cleavage. Did I mention that she was not wearing armor at the moment?
"Oh~ continue please…" And they fell to the floor in a heap of love and lust. And seven minutes later, they were cradling a baby boy with pink hair and a small dagger in his hand.
"Awwww~ They had a baby!" Mirajane yelled in happiness, not even bothering to the see the weirdness of two people having a kid in just seven minutes of sex.
"Natsu! Acnologia and Future Rogue are coming!" Warren yelled as he entered the guild.
Natsu heard this, got away from his family and went Titan Magic mode on, along Dragon Force and Super Saiyan lvl 5, and faced Acnologia and Future Rogue alone. Kicking their asses to the past and the future, respectively, before going back inside the guild as a hero, again, and making another baby with Erza, again, since the other one was now older and doing missions with Lucy's and Makarov's child.
All the while, Wendy danced in the stage alongside Lisanna and Juvia, all three stripped off their clothes.
Yes, Mashima is THAT messed up.
The freaking end.
