SEDUCING BULK

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He sat behind him like he did everyday. He was wearing his usual leather jacket, pink t-shirt, and blue jeans and looking fine and juicy as always. Who is he, might you ask? He is Bulk, aka the most beautiful creature Skull had ever laid eyes on. Even more beautiful than Kimberly.

The teacher was droning about something Skull didn't care to pay attention to. But how was Skull supposed to pay attention with that beautiful sex god known as Bulk sitting in front of him. Everyday he sat and stared at the back of his friend's head, oggling the greasy hair pulled back in a ponytail that Skull fantasized about roughly pulling as his rotund friend thrust into his scrawny bod.

"Hey, you wanna go behind the school and take a smoke break?" Bulk turned to his friend behind him. Skull was so lost in his mind, fantasizing about the spherical hottness that is his friend.

"What?" Skull asked, stirring from his daydream.

"Class ended, numskull" Bulk informed, "Come outside and smoke with me." Bulk got up from his seat and exited. Skull followed behind. Skull didn't really have much of a choice on what he actually wanted to do, he never did. He always just did what Bulk told him to do and that's the way he liked it.

They went together, behind the school, where they could get away with smoking. Bulk started smoking, claiming it was `to lose weight' but it has been over a month and Bulk was still the same, if not fatter. Of course, Skull followed right behind his best friend because that's how it always has gone ever since they met in kindergarden.

They both lit up their Pall Mall's. Bulk took in a huge drag. Skull couldn't help but see how freaking sexy it was to watch. His breath got caught in his throat. They chatted a bit about how lame everyone at school was and how stupid school was when all of a sudden they were cut off.

"What are you doing?" They heard a girl's voice. They turned to see Kimberly staring at them. "You can't smoke on school grounds! You're not even old enough to smoke."

"Oh gosh, one of the goody goods." Bulk sighed. Couldn't they just have time to themselves without these squares ruining their fun.

"Listen, we're not hurting anyone." Skull assured. Kimberly backed away at the peaceful gesture.

"I'm telling!" She declared right before she turn and ran.

"Great!" Bulk huffed, throwing his cig on the ground, Skull did the same. "Now I can't even relax with a nice cigarette! Might as well go back inside before the authorities come to detain us." He started to walk back to the school entrance.

Skull trotted up right next to him and wrapped his spindly arm around his friend's round shoulder. "Aw, I am sorry Bulkie, Kim is a real cunt!" That statement was followed the shrill giggle of the lanky punk.

"Ya, I know!" Bulk growled deeply within his thick chest. "It's just getting so annoying, Skull."

Skull gently rubbed his friend's back as they started to enter the empty hallway of the school. Skull could feel himself getting aroused by the physical contact. "Listen, Bulk" Skull said, his face getting closure to his friend's.

"Yeah?" Bulk asked, not really noticing how awkwardly close his friend was getting.

"If you want me to do anything to help cheer you up, just asked." Bulk nodded. Skull invaded Bulk's personal space even more when he added; "Anything"Skull backed off now, knowing it was a good time to not go any further. "I gotta go to math class, Bulkie, seeya at lunch."

And the two parted ways to their classes.

CHAPTER 1 END