TEH RULEZ OF TEH INTERNETS!!!

Plus

This prompt- (copy the link with no spaces) http:// community. livejournal. com /st_xi_kink/4532. html?thread=10905012#t10905012

I'd like to see Kirk, in his Captainly status, invoke the Rules of the Internet. CRACK because, srsly, what else could it POSSIBLY EVAR be?

GOGOGO :D

Equals

This fic-


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93. Go fuck yourself.

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Spock raised his eyebrows, "fascinating"

Uhura shrieked and ran from the bridge yelling "MY EYES!"

Sulu and Chekov just sat there jaws hanging.

Bones was the only one who seemed completely undisturbed by the captain's behaviour as he just shrugged then walked up behind the couple and stabbed them each with a sedative.

"Figures he'd go fuck himself, if he had the chance"

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72. Chuck Norris is your father. No exceptions.

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122. There is NO God here (Except Chuck Norris).

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"Galia would you like to see the baby?"

She could do no more but nod her head after giving birth to her first son.

"Well here you are" McCoy brought over the child and deposited the bundle of blankets in her arms. "Did you want us to call the father?"

Galia just shook her head. "Chuck Norris is too busy being God."

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91. There is gay porn of it, no exceptions.

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No one expected the ship's Friday night move to include porn and especially it being gay porn. Although after the initial shock it was no surprise that the crew accepted the identity of the lead actor.
James T Kirk was of course a man of many talents.

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102. You are made of fail and AIDS.

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"Damn it Jim you've done it now! You got AIDS!"

"…awww Fail"

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99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.

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"Chekov what's the read out on the Klingon's ship power level?"

Chekov paled and his hands trembled against his station.

"Keptain it's OWER NINE THOUSAAAAAND"

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I really love Star Trek and I love the Rules of the internet so I couldn't resist...

I am the third anon to add to this prompt and I decided to do more, so I promise not to republish anything already written by another anon!

I realise there are a few sites where the rules are listed but the ones I am taking from are from this list found here: (no spaces)

http:// rulesoftheinternet . com / index .php5? title=Main_Page

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KarlaMarie

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R&R