This is for the enjoyment of me... and it is rather funny. A lot of short stories that include brother and sister fights, pranks, and much more. These will be very short... like you don't even have to scroll down...

Today's Story:

_Pool Time with Edward, Bella, and Alice_

APOV

Edward and I discovered a pool. The people that owned it were on vacation so I dragged Bella and Edward there to go swiming. It was great, cool water against our cool skin, so it felt like nothing. Edward was in his bathing suit trunks sitting on the ladder with his feet in the water. Bella and I were fooling around and i dragged her underwater. To bad she is human because i had to let her go for air. Bella got bored and soon sat in a tube folating with me just enjoying myself swimming around.

"Alice i'm going to laugh when you get all wrinkled." Edward says smiling. I glare at him. "Edward I can't wrinkle. FYI I'm young and beautiful unlike you." He gasps. "Yeah if you consider 123 years old young. And my hair complete's me!" I smirk and head towards the ladder to leave the pool. "Edward move!" He shakes his head as i start climbing up the ladder and puts a hand on my head pushing me back into the water. I look up at him with big sad eyes and talk in a baby voice "Eddie-poo not funny" He chuckles as i climb up the ladder again. Again he pushes me off and i talk in a baby voice, "Eddie- poo not funny" Bella watches us laughing. "Edward let her up!" "Ok ok" He says as i start climbing up again and again he pushes me off. I finally speak in a deamon voice. "Eddie- poo not funny! Eddie- poo die!" "What..." I grab his hand and pull him in the water. He screams "BELLA CODE YELLPOW! GET THE HAIR GEL AND COMB!" She laughs and ruffles his hair after floating towards up. "Nope" I laugh as he panics. "MY HAIR!" "That's what you get for messing with me... Eddie-poo" I say as i get out of the pool.

Suckish one i know. but hey they are... mega short stories and kinda funny. Enjoy!