Sasori was always wearing a frown, and never seemed to do much. He didn't even want to watch late cartoons with Deidara.

Sasori sighed as he looked at his calender, his birthday was two days away. He started to wonder what Deidara was planning for his birthday. Last time Deidara blew up the bowling alley they went to. Sasori walked around, waiting to hear another explosive go off.

Deidara laughed as he looked through his draw, he found the purfect gift. He couldn't wait to surprise his Danna!

Konan glanced at Pein,"Leader-sama, what are we going to get Sasori?" "I was thinking we could get him a big rat for his birthday!"

It was the day before Sasori's birthday, and Deidara carefuly wrapped his gift, he couldn't wait! He spent all night pacing back and forth over and over again. By morning he looked like a zombie!

The Akatsuki organization gathered around Sasori, singing:

"Happy Birthday to You! Hap-" "py, happy birthday, to you, to you, to you!" Itachi could sence everyones eyes looking at him (because he was blind, he couldn't see)"Well lets get on with the presents!" After a mountain full of presents ended up as just one, Sasori reached for his last present,"Better be something good!" he secretly whispered to himself. As soon as it was open, Sasori vanished,"Do that again!" "Sasuke, what are you doing here? Oh yah, You Lack Hatred!" "Umm.., Itachi-chan, thats Naruto..." "No he's totaly Sasuke, Naruto got crushed by boulders!" Itachi proudly presented a manga chapter,"That's Obito!"

"Where am I?" Sasori pouted, when he got back, someone was going to pay. Big time!""Hey, Sempai, Tobi found Sasori on the Barney channel!"