I am planning on writing another story but this one came to my mind while I was writing my bike, so bare with me please. :)

Disclaimer: I own nothing, but if he would like, I'll take Kyouya!

Hana and March

"Where is Haruhi?!" Tamaki asked frantically wondering around the room in search of his beloved "daughter".

"She took the day off. She wouldn't tell why, but I add another 20,000 yen to her debt." Kyouya explained.

"Why would she take the day off?!" Honey asked. His eyes began to fill with tears. "Is she dying?" He asked.

"No." Mori assured him and Honey smiled and went back to his cake.

"Perhaps I can show you where she is." The Host club turned to thye now dark door to see Nekozawa in his hooded clothes.

"Show us!" Tamaki demanded and the dark young man walked over to the group, a mirror like thing in his arms. He laid it down in front of them and started dancing and chanting around it.

"What..." Kaoru started...

"Are..." Hikaru added...

"You doing?" The twins asked in unison.

"Getting it ready." Nekozawa replied. The two nodded. "Done. Now all you have to do is speak his name and age then there you go!" Nekozawa then dove for the door and disappeared.

"That sounds easy enough." Tamaki concluded and motioned for the rest of the group to do the same.

"No thank you, Tamaki. I think I'll..."

"Sit, Kyouya!" Tamaki commanded and Kouya reluctantly sat next to him.

"Okay, Haruhi Fujioka, fifteen."

The mirror's image erupted into a foggy picture that gradually turned clearer. The Host Club could see three figures walking down the street. As the picture got clearer they could tell it was haruhi with a taller man with black hair holding hands with a red-headed girl. Haruhi was smiling with the other two.

"What day?" She asked.

"We're hoping June 8th. Isn't that right, March?" The red-headed girl said.

The black haired boy nodded, "Mmmhmm."

"But, that is enough of the wedding, Ru Ru. Let's talk about your new school. Are you making any friends?" The girl asked and March laughed.

"Hana, she is in a club full of boys that thought she was a boy. She spends hour with them, she has friends." Haruhi narrowed her eyes.

"Why do you say it like that, Onii-chan?" He looked at her.

"Which one is it?" He asked.

"What do you mean?!"

"Which do you like?" Hana explained. Haruhi's face turned bright red.

"Why do you ask?!" Her voice got high. The boys were now glued to the mirror, even Kyouya was interested.

"Oh come on!" March smirked. His phone began to ring and he picked it up.

"Hello? MmHmm...But...Fine...Yes...Bye..." He hung the phone and looked apolegetically at the two girls. "I have to go. You ladies be good and I'll be back." March kissed Hana and ruffled Haruhi's hair then headed the other way to the car. Hana then steered Haruhi into Hitachiin, Kaoru and Hikarus' mom's store.

"No thank you..." Haruhi attempted to break away, but Hana kept a firm grip. "HANA! This store is too expensive!"

"What kind of sister-in-law would I be if I didn't go shopping with her?"

"A very good one." Hana pushed Haruhi into a dressing room and threw tons of clothes into the room over the door.

"So, let's talk boys. I have done extensive research on each member. Hmm, let's see." Hana pulled out a large file out of her purse. Tamaki gasped.

"She has kept research on us?! I feel so violated!!" He exclaimed, but Kyouya only chuckled.

"Now we all know how Haruhi felt." Honey said.

"Okay, so how about one of the Hitachiin Twins? I've met their mother millions of times! She's doing my dress for the simple price that I shop from her store, oh and pay 209,000 yen."

"Simple price, my butt." Haruhi mumbled as she pulled on a dress. The boys couldn't see her, but they could hear her.

"So, Ru Ru?"

"Wrong team." She informed the woman.

"Really?"

"Yep. Twincest." Hana giggled.

"That explains why their mother seemed so stressed. What about Mitsukuni?"

"Honey? Nah, he's like my little brother." She stepped out and showed off the dress.

"AWWWWW! I love it! You will have to where that to the reception!" Hana gushed. Haruhi rolled her eyes and stepped back into the dressing room. "Yeah I guess so. Takashi?"

"Mori isn't all that attractive. He's nice and kinda cute, but no, he's not it."

"Tamaki and Kyouya are the only ones left. Let's see...Tamaki? He's kinda cute. SH Points for the hair." Haruhi chuckled.

"SH Points?"

"Super Hottie Points." Haruhi nodded.

"Nice, but nope."

"That leaves Kyouya....Hmm...SWEET MOTHER OF THE LORD!!!!!" Hana began jumping up and down. "Please tell me that's who you have a crush on! My Lord, he is soooooooo FFFFIIIIINNNNNEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Pick him! Pick him! Let's see, he is super fine, super smart, super rich, super wonderful, owns one-fourth of Japan. Pick him." Haruhi shook her head.

"Not likely, he's the Shadow King."

"Persephone and Hades made a wonderful couple, you and Shadow King could."

"Hades kidnapped Persephone and held her against her will." Hana shrugged.

"Minor complications." Haruhi opened the door and threw the clothes at Hana.

"A what if I like him? He's out of my league! You heard yourself! He owns one-fourth of Japan! I don't even own ten pairs of socks!" Haruhi walked out of the store with Hana trailing behind her.

The boys all looked at Kyouya who was staring at the mirror in surprise.

"SHE LIKES YOU?!" Tamaki shouted in anger and attacked. He jumped on Kyouya, pulling him out of his thoughts.

"Tamaki, what the Hell?!" He attempted to push the blond off, but he failed. Tamaki punched Kyouya in the nose and Kyouya punched back. Tamaki's eye began to darken. He punched Tamaki in the gut then pushed him off.

Tamaki tried to jump back on him, but Kaoru and Hikaru held him back.

"Get a hold of yourself, man!" They shouted at Tamaki. Kyouya stood up and examined his glasses that were now broken. His nose hurt, bad.

Tamaki's gut hurt, but his eye was throbbing.

He looked at the mirror and watched as Haruhi and Hana moved on to the next store and isghed.

"She's all yours."

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