1: Tsii

Once through the door, I looked around. I was in an huge open space. If I had been lucky I might have seen Goku in this very space, but frankly I was less worried about Goku then I was about me!

So what do you do when you find a huge meadow? Well if you're a Sayin you find the nearest other living (Well, not technically living...) creature and demand to know where everyone is. In this case it was a ogre.

"Oh crap! A Sayin! I shouldn't have come too close to here!" He muttered, not knowing that Sayin ears are more acute then other ears. "Where are all the others?" I demanded angry. "They just went by raiding sheep! Over in that direction!" He pointed in what I thought of as west (Although there's no way to tell).

If I'd known the rules I probably could have found them sooner, but in hell Directions are strange. In any case, A group of Sayins without sheep take a different route then a group of Sayins with sheep. I don't know why, but, I didn't know the rules.

It took three days for me to find them. By that time I was pissed off. I found out why the Sayins were raiding sheep.

In hell, you don't have to eat. But if you don't you'll be hungry. And it never ends with death, you just get hungrier and hungrier. As you get hungrier you lose chi. Until you have none left. Once you have no chi, you're doomed. You're stuck wandering around powerless until you've earned re-incarnation. Not fun.

I won't tell you what happened in hell, for two reasons. One, It would take to long, I'll cut to the chase, and two, It's not all that interesting, well, scratch that, it's very interesting, but the explanations as to how things work there is just too hard for right now. Suffice to say that I met an old...acquaintance. I'll tell you about that too but who I met later and who affected me more was Tsii.

Tsii was different from all the other sayins. In hell he was much more powerful then them. He was powerful back Vegetasei too, but that was a different power and, well,

Let's start over. Tsii is hard to explain. Tsii was different. He always tried not to kill a planet, He always tried to take slaves. He only went on the mandatory purges, never signed up for anything else.

So, in hell Tsii taught a few of us what he thought. For the first time in Sayin History a civilization arose. I say for the first time because the king and the feudal system, that was all barbaric. No, it took Hell to get us together.

So, while the other Sayins fought and ate, we learned the rules of hell. With Tsii our leader we learned the basic rules of social hunting we Sayins never learned. We learned how to set traps for animals, and how to work together to kill the bigger ones. In hell animals can't be killed by ki. That's why the other Sayins went after sheep. But, I'm wandering. It's a trait I picked up from Tsii. He always said that the only way to tell a story was to give the context. All the context. What can I say, in hell we had the time to do that.

In my time on earth I've heard you humans talk about Jesus. I think Tsii was our Jesus. He taught us ethics when no one else could. He took a ruthless violent race and found some of us worth saving.

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