Disclaimer: I do not own Kid VS Kat, nor make any profit from this fanfiction.

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Too Hot to Handle


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It was just him and his sworn enemy.

The alien.

The cyborg.

Mr. Kat.

Coop gave him a Look as Mr. Kat gave a bored yawn, showing off extremely sharp teeth before sending an evil smirk at the boy, tail curling and uncurling.

Coop's dad and sister had gone off to see a movie, but Coop had to stay at home because of yet another K on his report card. Dad had told him he had to study as punishment.

Really, he didn't know how that K had happened either.

None of that was Coop's concern right now; he had bigger worries - such as surviving four hours with the supposed feline. Four hours because the movie the pair had gone to see was a new one and it was opening day, so they'd left early to get seats. Plus a half hour to get there and then home.

Four hours were entirely much too long in his book.

"Can't you try to not kill me at least until they get back?" Coop tried to wheedle some mercy from the alien, still keeping a respectable fifteen feet between them.

A pawful of claws gleaming wickedly made him step back and he grabbed a water bottle. Pushing the top up, he aimed it at the alien.

"Stay back you awful thing!" He shouted as Mr. Kat rolled his eyes but kept his distance for now. Coop kept the bottle trained on him as he edged closer to the front door.

Better outside than in and no one would know he was outside until four hours had passed, and so long as he got inside in time. At least outside he had more room to run.

Also Mr. Kat had no ceilings to climb.

Now that ability was freaky!

The purple feline watched him, dark eyes calculating how best to destroy him. He'd let the human get to the door for now, but revenge still had to be meted out for destroying his teleporter.

Failing destruction of Coop there was always locking him outside until the boy's family came back and saw him not studying. Mr. Kat let his mouth curl up into a sinister smile, letting the boy know that he would get him sooner or later.

All at once, Coop rushed out the door and slammed it shut, leaning against it. The water bottle clutched in his fingers fell when a heavy thud rattled the door.

"Huh?" He said none too brightly just as the door became toothpicks. Scrambling away, and through the dust clearing Coop saw a purple blur of sinuous body and tail hit him hard in the chest. He fell, hitting his head on the pavement and his vision became blurry.

When it cleared, he yelped as Mr. Kat's face leered down at him from atop his chest, snickering at Coop's fall.

"Ahhh! Get offa me!" He pushed at Mr. Kat when all of a sudden, everything-

Went dark.

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Coop didn't know when he woke up, but it mustn't have been too long that he'd been unconscious because no one was scolding him for not studying.

In fact, why exactly was he upside down? And tied up? And really, really hot?

A purple tail caught his attention as he was madly wriggling, trying to get free and Coop looked down to see a boiling vat of water. Along with a very smug alien cat.

Mr. Kat snickered and loosened his grip on the rope, part of a pulley he had rigged up in the basement, causing Coop to drop a foot with a yell of fright.

"Let me go! I'll... I'll feed you lots of treats!"

The purple cat had to push away the urge for tasty treats, and gave Coop a look that clearly said, 'And?'.

"I'll let you use my bed as a scratching post! I'll even give you all my toys!! Ple-" The boy fell another foot before being stopped with a jerk as Mr. Kat grabbed onto the rope again

A noise from upstairs made them both stop; Mr. Kat cocked his ears and Coop tried to muffle his heavy breathing.

They could both hear his sister and father chatting, announcing their arrival home.

The cat made a disgruntled noise at the same time that Coop gave a mighty twist of his body, causing Mr. Kat to let go of the rope as Coop went flying to the side. He landed with a crash, thankfully completely missing the boiling water.

"You win this time," he hissed out at the feline, who scampered over to Coop and sliced the rope. The boy found himself free just as the door opened and his father came downstairs.

"DAD!"

"What in the world is goin-" His father was interrupted by his sister zooming past him and picking up Mr. Kat. They took one look at the cat who had draped ropes all over himself, the boiling vat, and instantly came to the wrong conclusion.

"YOU WERE BEING MEAN TO MR. KAT!!!"
"COOP! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!"

Two minutes later found Coop up in his room, finally studying.

"Just you wait, you won this battle, but I'll win the war!"

Or something like that...

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AN: Just something for fun.