Leon Scott Kennedy
(LOL)
Budweiser presents "Real Men of Genius."
(Real Men of Genius)
Today, we salute you, Mr. "Loyal Protector of Stupid Girls."
(Mr. "Loyal Protector of Stupid Girls.)
You're the only real man here who knows how to take a knife down your throat.
(Krauser's waiting on the other side of the door!)
Those fag jokes about you and Krauser don't mean a thing at all.
(Does Ada know about that other night?)
And so, we salute you, Leon Kennedy. You go, boyfriend.
(Mr. "Loyal Protector of Stupid Girls.")
FIN!!!!!!
Asura: Yeah… we know we're special. But we can't help it. Just look at who our parents are!
Shiro: A smart idiot who's a comedian and a blonde tramp. Yeah, that's where we get our issues from.
Asura: Now, now. It's nice to call mom a tramp. You could at least say slut. It's nicer.
Shiro: Oh, sorry. And a blonde slut. There, happy?
Asura: Quite. Anyway, reviewers, we plan on continuing this with other MALE Resident Evil characters, such as Chris and Wesker. If you want any specific characters, name them and we'll TRY and make it work. Okay?
Shiro: … maybe. Grins evilly
