Half Life: Some Life

Chapter 1: What it has to dooz with itz dioblogical materr

Chochee Frackmen sat at hiz desk thinkina what epermenticalli tess to try, chochee Frackmen then said "I got itz, i will makz artifacial life!" chochee frackmen then startz workig in projectz 2. Then out of window flew came evil guy, evil guy sad scary-ly "Chochee frackmen makz me some wdahdhawodhuahduhadohpuwi" and chochee frackmen sadz "Oh noe'z what is whjhwhdahuhajduhwa;dhahdao"
Then evil guy said 'No itz wdahdhawodhuahduhadohpuwi" then chochee frackmen scratchez head in cunfuzzlement when militar jump through window and shoot at evil guy who disappears. Then army guy said "Are you okz freckamn"
and chochee saiz "Yes, but im afraid i have creatz evil thingy!"

Chapter 2: Militar capturr evil dood

Militar poop rockets at evil guy leaving green trails of death trox ploxi in chochee's facez, then boom explodi in face to world affectz in need, chochee yelled "evil doo whaz yo probz with mez!" evil dood says "DWADWFAFAWDGEFESFSEFGSEGESGFSEFESFEFESGRGSFESFSEGGESFESGREGESGEG" and pops cloxz in wall forcing military to cry babyz "We have loz evil persona and surz be fired!" said army dooz, then ballonz pop out of army'z back side flotzing away. "NO!!!!" chochee scremed "Where iz this whar iz Some whife ERR Life"
3 durz later chochee is lost in sea then deserz and snow place then modern civilizin. Chochee waz still confuzzled in how get thar live cement block live baby cry.

Chapter 3: Why?

Why?

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