MERRY CHRISTMUKAH EVERYBODY!!!!! It's Organization 13's song about Christmas! Enjoy!
Taken from the song "12 pains of Christmas" by Bob Rivers (Find it on I-tunes or youtube, it's really funny) (Look for the Fullmetal Alchemist versions on youtube)
(I wish I could make it 13 pains)
Chorus 13: The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree
The
second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Pissed-off
Xaldin:
Rigging
up the lights
And finding a
Christmas tree
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Drunken
Xigbar:
Hangovers
Rigging
up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Exhausted
Luxord:
Sending
Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging
up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Chorus 13:
Five months of
bills!
Sending Christmas
cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a
Christmas tree
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Stressed
Larxene:
Facing
my team mates
Five months of
bills!
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
Hangovers
Rigging
up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Annoyed
Axel:
The
Salvation Army
Facing my team
mates
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Oh,
geez!
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
And finding a
Christmas tree
The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:
Immature
Roxas:
I
WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Charities,
And whataya mean "YOUR team mates"?!?
Five months of
bills!
Oh, making out these cards
Dusk, get me a beer,
huh?
What, we have no extension cords?!?
And finding a
Christmas tree
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Ticked-off
Lexeaus:
Finding
parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME
CANDY!!!!
Donations!
Facing my team mates
Five months of
bills!
Writing out those Christmas cards
Hangovers!
Now why
the hell are they blinking?!?!?
And finding a Christmas tree
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Demyx:
"Batteries
Not Included"
No parking
spaces
BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!
Get a job, ya bum!
Oh, facing my
team mates!
Five months of bills!
Yo-ho, sending Christmas
cards
Oh, geez, look at this!
One light goes out, they ALL go
out!!!
And finding a Christmas tree
The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Marluxia:
Stale
TV specials
"Batteries Not
Included"
No parking spaces
DAD, I GOTTA GO TA
BATHROOM!!
Charities!
Their a witches...I hate them!
Five
months of bills!
Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Oh,
who's got the toilet paper, huh?
Get a flashlight...I blew a
fuse!!
And finding a Christmas tree
The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Vexen,
Saïx, and Zexion:
Singing
Christmas carols
Stale TV
specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No
parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charities!
Gotta make
'em dinner!
Five months of bills!
I'm not sendin' them this
year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG
UP THE LIGHTS!!!
And finding a Christmas tree
Xemnas: Ah, Ha, Ha, Ha! I so glad I'm the Superior 'cuz you guys have to do whatever I say! Ha, Ha, Ha, I love this season! I'll be leaving now!
Larxene: Not yet, Xemnas. Now it's time to pay!
Whole Organization has evil grins on their faces and have shadows looming over them and their weapons drawn
Xemnas: I hate this holiday…
Oh, dear, Poor Xemnas. LOL XD! The characters keep singing their parts over so don't think the singer is singing the others' parts. Some of the characters seem out of whack and the personalities are wrong. Eh…
