15 Ways to Annoy Fayt
1. Ask him if he and Maria are twins.
2. Talk loudly nearby about how people who play video games are lazy, hedonistic troublemakers that leech off of good hard working people, and then complain about 'kids these days'.
3. Ask him if that is his natural hair colour.
4. Constantly ask him how he is, and when he says he is fine, continue to insist that he is not, and begin to interrupt him when he continues to insist that he is fine by telling him it's alright, he can't help it if he isn't healthy.
5. Ask him if he is planning on following in his father's footsteps (especially effective after certain truths are revealed).
6. Write or locate some fan fiction where he is gay, and then forcibly read it to him.
7. Draw on his shirt.
8. Keep accidentally calling him Ryu, or any other blue-haired video game protagonist.
9. Sometime after his powers manifest, ask him how he DIDN'T see that coming with a name like 'Fayt'.
10. Tell him that Sophia is mad at him, again, and that he needs to go apologize to her. When he asks for what, just wag your finger reproachfully at him and say "You know what you did! Don't play dumb!"
11. Refuse to buy his 1/1 scale bunnies.
12. Ask him why he continues to use a sword when the Elicoor people know that there are other more technologically advanced societies out there, and then insist that he just uses it to compensate for something.
13. Explain to him why Cliff is a prime role model.
14. Tell him to stop angsting.
15. Throw a rock at his head.
