Author's Note: Okay. So in Spanish, I was letting my brain wonder with another girl who has an account on Fan fiction and I happened to be exploring the idea of what Lavender would call Harry if they had dated.
Lavender was sitting in Transfiguration, not paying attention AGAIN. Sucking on a sugar quill, she dipped it into some chocolate ink and started to write the list she had been pondering on for a total of 23.63 minutes, the amount of time she and Harry Potter had been an item! "Hummm..." She glanced behind her to smile dreamily back at him, waiting for him to smile back. He grinned back widely, waving as Won Won I mean Ron! looked at him in discust. She turned back to her parchment, scratching down a title:
Nicknames for My Harry
5. Hun-Hun (why not go with the classic Honey, but play it up a bit so it's more... modern fluff? Perhaps it goes with the whole 'Won Won' phase.)
4. Barry (It rhymes with Harry! And I had this really cute stuffed bear named Beary. It was so soft and Harry!)
3. My Chosen One (The 'My' instead of the 'The' makes it all mine! Just like he is.)
2. Harry-Beary! (rhyming is SO awesome!)
1. My Hairy Potty (So I have an obsession with toilet model collecting. So what, Don't you? )
Aww, perfect and in order. My Hairy Potty it is!
She drew a heart around number one, folding the paper into a dove shape and muttering an incantation to make it fly back to him. He caught it in his left hand with ease, unfolding it with with eyes still on her. He read the list quickly, his eyes going wide as he reached the end. Ron, glancing over his shoulder, snickered loudy, and McGonagal snatched the paper from them.
Her eyes darted back and forth, and her face went red toward the bottom. "Oh... well, er, Potter, I hope you and miss Brown are happy..." She walked away quickly, trying to cover giggle. Lavender, taking no notice, looked back at Harry, who seemed to have gone into a coma, his head landing with a thump on the desk.
Lavender hurumphed, settling in her chair. Fine then! We're over Harry Potter!
Author's Note: Yes, it is creepy. That's why it's in the horror/humor section.
