The lights in the room go out in the room and a voice whispers "Renegade" as Lil Wayne's She's on fire plays.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen Making his return to the Lileyverse from Newberry County SC the Prince of Liley, The Renegade of SHMH MR. SDR this is David
A/N: What's up people it is I the prince of Liley and I have returned to reclaim my throne and bring you another tomboy Liley story. And for those of you who are not familer that means Miley and Mikayla both dress like dudes and since they're R & B singers picture Jamie Fox, Day 26 type gear and they both have tattoos Miley has cornrows and Mikayla has short hair just a little longer than Ellen Degeneres Okay so after I finished Lets get married I took a little time off to write a few CAM stories which did very well I might add. Anyway in effort to come up with a new and interesting ideas I came up with the concept of a making the band type reality show. It came to me that it will be a great way of bringing in new characters and showing some insight into how Miley and Lilly handle being a newly married couple and building Lilly's new new career as an artist. And as always the rest of the Wonderland crew will be along too. Oh just so you know this chapter and story takes place seven months after Lets Get Married and starts out on the last night of the tour for Demi's and the Syndicate's new albums. Just so you know anything that's in Italic is a phone conversation or confessional interview
Disclaimer: I do not own Hannah Montana any Disney stars, music, or things you may recognize from the real world you may recognize before this series of stories including Shorty she's just a friend. I also don't own Power 98 or the Morning mad house its an actual radio station and show in Charlotte my second home as well as some other places I may mention
The Life:
Location: Charlotte NC 7:00 am ( The Camera gets a shot of the Radisson in down town Charlotte. It Pans down the hall way of the hotel to right outside of a room Door where David is standing and knocking)
David: Miley! c'mon man wake up. Everybody's waiting on you and Lilly ( Camera cuts to Miley and Lilly sleeping) Miley get your skinny ass up now!
Miley: I'm up ok Dave Shit! We'll be done in a minute (Cuts back to David)
David: Hurry up we're gonna be late(Cuts back to Miley)
Miley: Ugh! Lilly-bear wake up
Confessional:
Miley: Today is the last day of our tour and we have to do a radio appearance at eight in the damn morning
Miley and Lilly's room:
Miley: Lilly come on we gotta go babes everyone's down stairs (Lilly rolls over and looks at the clock as Miley goes to the shower)
Lilly: Fuck!
Confessional:
Lilly: Its too damn early I mean we have to perform to night why the hell are we getting up so early.
Back in the room:(Miley sitting on the bed trying to get Lilly up)
Miley: C'mon if you hurry we can play around in the shower Mrs. Stewart (kisses Lilly)
Lilly: Umm I love when you call me that
Down in the car 7:45
Mikayla: Ugh what time is it?
David: 7:45
Mikayla: And what time are we supposed to be at the Radio station?
David: Eight
Confessional:
David: So Demi, Mik, Shorty and my self are in the limo waiting to go to the radio station and who are we waiting on Miley and Lilly
Back in the Car:
Demi: Kind of makes you wonder what could be taking so long
Mikayla: You know Milesthe girls a walking bottle of Viagra
David: And you're not (Camera pans to a tan skinned Asian girl dressed like a boy wearing a Long Beach fitted cap laughing)
Amanda "Shorty": That's for damn sure and ya'll loud
Mikayla; You know what suck my strap-on both of you!
David:(laughing) That's Demi's job
Mikayla: Fuck you Dave! and you know something else I-(cut off by Demi kissing her)
Confessional:
Demi: Ok I'm going to be honest the kiss was to get Mikki to shut up. Don't get me wrong I love kissing my wife but sometimes I need to pull her into an impromptu make out session to keep her from saying something stupid
Amanda "Shorty" : Okay Mik is cool but she is whipped as hell
Back in the car:
Demi: (kissing Mikayla)You..... love me.... "pretty boy"
Mikayla: You know it Dem, Dem
Amanda "Shorty": Ya'll are so corny
David: Get used to it
Time: 8:00 am: Confessional:
Mikayla: So eight o'clock rolls around and guess who finally makes it to the car Lilly and Miley (cue dramatic reality show music)
In the car:
Miley: Everyone ready lets go what's the hold up ?
Mikayla: You and Lilly your highness:
Confessional:
Miley: So Lilly and I get in the car and Mik says something smart. Ok I let it go cause its early and I just want to do this interview and get some rest before rehearsal.
Car:
Lilly: Hey do we have time to stop and get something to eat
Mikayla: I think you and Mile have had enough to eat this morning that's why we're late now
Confessional:
Lilly: Ok so Mikayla is being an ass because we're late I get it. Me and Miley did get a little carried away in the shower having a little too much fun. So I just let it go. Because one I know doing interviews is how we get promotion and being late could make us look bad. And two I know if I keep cool Miley may not kill Mikayla.
Miley: You know I love Mik But sometimes I want to whop her ass
In the car:
Miley: You got something to say Mikayla? Cause if you do just say it. Speak your mind we all family ain't nobody gonna mad say what you gotta say.
David: Lets just focus on doing this interview ok its too early for this shit.
Amanda "Shorty": Really it is
Radio Station 8:20 (the camera shows a very energetic African American man talking into a microphone)
No Limit Larry: Power 98 twenty minutes after the eight o'clock hour, No Limit ,JD "the diva with the dirt", and "Church Boy" the Morning Mad House. And in the mad house today! We have some special guest this morning. Movie stars Grammy award nominees and tonight baby! They are gonna shut the city down at the Time Warner Cable Arena with the last show of the Fairy Tales from a Broken Bed Tour. Representing Wonderland Entertainment! The Syndicate and Demi ! What's good with you Folks
Miley: What's going on No Limit what's going on Charlotte! I'm good baby ready to take the QC to Wonderland
NLL: That's what's up. So tonight what can the fans expect(cuts to Lilly and Shorty sitting in the green room of the studio)
Amanda "Shorty": You ok Lil
Lilly: Just nervous
Confessional:
Lilly: I get super nervous doing stuff like this cause I want to impress Miley I mean I'm her wife I should try too do that right
Miley: Lilly's main problem is she thanks she needs to show off for me and that makes her nervous
In the studio
NLL: So we know ya'll brought some more acts with you so who you got with you tonight
David: Yeah we got two of our new artist opening up for us. My girl Amanda aka Shorty K. you heard her singing on the remix to my Solo track I invented. And my Sister in law and Miley's favorite the girl Lilly. They're singles are burning up the charts right now
Mikayla: Real quick though can we please not talk about Lilly for one interview (que dramatic music)
Confessional:
Mikayla: Yeah I said it I say a lot of things
Studio:
JD: Am I sensing some tension amongst you two
Mikayla: No, no tension its just you know Miley gets lost in Lilly and we end up having to put our lives on hold
Miley: What!
Confessional:
Demi: My beautiful wife continues to pop off at the mouth and it that moment I realize. I am married to jackass
Studio:
David: you know I think we should get into some music
NLL: Good Idea we gonna hit with that breakfast mix then we'll be back with the rest of the clique from Wonderland and your twitter questions when we come back
David: How long we got
NLL: Fifteen minutes
Demi: Good outside both of you now
Confessional:
David: So Mik and Miley are about to fight and all I can think is not again
Green room:
Miley: What the fuck is wrong with you Mikki! You been acting real fucked up
Mikayla: Look I'm just remembering we need to be professional not spend all day between my wife's legs
Demi: Mikayla!
Miley: I don't know why you want my foot up your ass but so be it ( Miley runs towards Mikayla and David and Lilly hold her back)
Confessional:
Amanda "Shorty": Ok so me and Lilly are waiting to go on and Mikayla and Miley come out and star arguing and its get heated next thing I know David and Lilly are holding Miley back
Lilly: The second I see Miley Ray all I can think is oh shit
In the green room:
Lilly: Miley no, no calm down you guys are friends
Mikayla: No Lil let her go let her go
Demi: Mik set your ass down right now! (David gets in between them and tries to keep them apart)
David: Both of ya'll stop right now .... Ah! (David gets punched by both Mikayla and Miley)
Amanda "Shorty" : Damn!
Lilly: Dave you ok
Miley: Davie Man I'm sorry big bro
David: Sit your ass down Miley! Mikayla don't laugh you sit down
Mikayla: Man you ain't my daddy I don't have to listen you
Demi: But you do have to listen to me and if you don't I can make sure never see me naked again understood (Mikayla nods) Good now sit down!
Confessional:
David: Ok lets get this straight this is not the first time Mikayla and Miley have go into a fight it happens but some how I always end up getting hit
The green room:
David: Look I'm tired of this shit alright! You two fight over some of the dumbest reasons look Miley made us run late I get that. But you need to understand that her and Lilly are newly weds and haven't had a legit honeymoon since they've been in the studioworking on Lilly's album. And booking the tour
Confessional:
Mikayla: I hated when Dave makes sense
The green room:
David: Miley I know Mikayla was being an asshole but you did throw us late. And you know in this business It makes us look un professional and makes the company our company look bad. And bottom line we're friends family if we let little shit like this make us go to blows then it'll tear us part one day. And I don't want that do ya'll?
Miley: Naw man you know that (shakes Dave's hand and hugs him)
David: Mik?
Mikayla: Hodges you're lucky I love you and skinny over there (hugs Dave and Miley)
Confessional:
Miley: I hate to admit but David's right. That's why he's my big brother he always looks out for me. They all do we're a family. A weird foster family but a family
The green room:
Lilly: So are you girls ready to behave or do I have to put you over my knee Miley Ray
Miley: Umm I'll behave but you may need to do that anyway
Amanda "Shorty": Ya'll need help
David: No what the four of them need is to finish this interview
Demi: Come on lets go
In Studio:
NLL: Power 98 No Limit Larry and The morning Madhouse we got Wonderland entertainment in the building The Syndicate and Demi L. Gomez and they got some of they people why don't ya'll go on introduce yourselves to folk let 'em know what's up
Amanda "Shorty": What's good Charlotte it's your girl Amanda aka Shorty K. aka the Long Beach Assassin aka The Syndicate's protégé
Lilly: What's up its me Lilly
Miley: Aka my baby's mama (everyone laughs a she kisses Lilly on the cheek)
Confessional:
Lilly: So the interview is going great we're all having a great time. Laughing then the callers start. And the first one has to be an asshole
In Studio:
Caller: I got one question I want to know what's the world coming to when a bunch of dykes and some faggot with dreads can get on the radio and hype they show. When real artist can't . I tell you one thing if Demi and Lilly had met some real men they would be wit Miley and Mikayla
Confessional:
David: Okay some fool calls in and starts talking shit and everyone gets quiet and I look over and I see Lilly a tear in Lilly's eye and I think its time to snap
In studio:
JD: Ya'll we are sorry about that
Miley: No you good JD you good. You know what leave him on the line
Mikayla: Ya'll might want to get the censor button ready
Confessional:
Mikayla: The jerk crossed the line
Demi: Miley's a cool girl most of the time and will let bull shit like that roll off her back but I f you do the one thing can set her off be prepared
Miley: He made Lilly cry!
In Studio:
Miley: Now be before I say anything a I want to apologize to the younger listeners your parents and the radio station but. Fuck you! you bitch ass mother fucker you wanna talk a bout me cool. But you brought my wife into it nobody talks a about my wife you punk bitch!
Lilly: Miley Stop!
Confessional:
Amanda " Shorty": Miley is going off on dude the all of sudden Lilly stops her
In Studio:
Lilly: Caller on be half of my wife I'd like to say sorry. Sorry that she can buy a bigger dick than she can grow. you narrow minded jerk! Dave anything to add?
Confessional:
Miley: I 'm starting to think wife is starting to get the hang of this
Lilly; I can't let Miley take up for me all the time. But I have to admit it is kind of a turn on when she gets all macho
In studio:
David: Only thing I got to say is send your girl to me and lets see who she thinks the faggot is
NLL: Callers please if you are a hater don't bother calling JD who we got next
Confessional:
Amanda "Shorty": So After Lilly put dude on blast the rest of the interview was interesting
Demi: The fans had some unique questions for us
In Studio:
JD: Ok we're on the line with Jennifer from North Mec. Jennifer who do you wanna talk sweetie
Jennifer: Good morning. My question is for Demi
Demi: Hey sweetie go ahead
Jennifer: I know that Mikayla has Demi's tattooed across her neck I wanted to know where do you have Mikayla's name and how many Tattoos does each one of you have
Demi: (Blushing) Well baby I personally have four. and Mikayla's name is well lets just say my wife, my tattoo artist, and my gynecologist, are the only people who've seen it (David coughs) and David
David: that was an accident I walked into her dressing room
NLL: Well since the caller brought it lets go down the line and see what the deal is with the tats starting with Dave how tats you got
David: I have seven one on my back. One on each shoulder, one on my chest, left forearm, the right side of my ribs and my right ankle
NLL: that's what's up Miley Ray what about you
Miley: I have five, I have a pink triangle with tribals on my left shoulder I have an M. on the left side of my neck I have a Lilly on my right wrist I have prayining hands with my moms name on them on my left arm. a tribal going across my back.
JD: What about you Mikayla
Mikayla: I have nine the one on my throat I have a cross on my right shoulder a rainbow colored triangle on my shoulder blade. I have Lone star ace on my stomach. but we really don't have time to go into detail about all the rest.
JD: Ok Lilly and Shorty what about ya'll
Amanda "Shorty": Well I'm a blank canvas so none for me
Lilly: I have a very nice piece on my back with Miley's name on a music staff I may get some more
NLL: I got a questions for all of ya'll starting with Dave
David: Go ahead No limit
NLL: I want to know the people want to know what's the deal? The real deal? with your break up with Keri Helson man
Confessional:
David: Oh god why this question.
Demi: I know Dave is still up set about the break up and I was totally prepared for his answer no matter how big of jerk it made him look
In studio:
JD: Really cause I heard she said it was scheduling conflicts
David: Oh yeah she had scheduling conflicts. Named Trey Songs
NLL: What!
David: Yeah its like this we take a break for thanksgiving and stuff I go to Atlanta to see her and she's not in the bed she's on the couch with Trey. And I just want to say that was the only time I want to punch a naked dude in the face
JD: Ok next question this one was emailed by a fan. Who wants to know as far as movie and TV roles what's next for you all.
Miley: Well I'm not taking any big parts too soon. But I've been offered a few guest spots on Entrouge and NCIS
NLL: That's what's up what about you Mikki G
Mikayla: Well I just finished shooting an episode of Leverage and Demi baby you want to tell 'em about what you have coming up
Demi: I will be on an up coming episode of Big Bang Theory as well as starting a role on Days Of Our Lives
NLL: Dave what about you are you gonna be back on Small Vile
David: Yes John Henry Irons will be back next season
JD: That's what up. Alright we got another email question from Rodney from Gastonia. He wants to know besides Shorty and Lilly what other new artist and projects are on deck for wonderland
Miley: Well we have our new solo pop rock artist Oliver Oken whose on tour in Canada with Maylor.
David: That means people that I am no longer the only male artist on the label (everyone laughs)
Mikayla: We also have our new girl group the G.N.O. Clique be on the look out for them their names are Kelsey and Lola and they have a new song out called Delirious with Shorty. And real quick we are coming out with an album sometime later this year the whole crew called Wonderland Presents: Amusement Park It will be out this spring. And you know what we brought the fist single its called Bed Rock and before we get into it I have to tell you you're gonna here my baby Demi spittin on that thing and our girl Taylor from Maylor aka Tay-dragon
doing the rap thing
NLL: Well that's what's up. WE know ya'll got to go get set for the show tonight but before y'all why don't yall intro that new big thing
Miley: What's up Queen City this ya girl Miley Ray aka Miley Ray Lingerie. Hitting you for the first time with that fire anywhere. Off the upcoming album Amusement Park. Yours truly singing the hook on that, thing wit my crew Demi, Mikki Gomez, Dave Hodges, Shorty K., Tay-dragon and that new boy Ollie Oken. And this Wonderland offical Bed Rock
Confessional:
Miley: So the interview was over we decide to grab some food before heading over to the arena and since its Shorty's first time her we decide to go to one of the best places to eat in Charlotte The Cook out
The Cook out: (The Limo pulls up into a drive in take out restaurant and everyone gets out with their coats on)
Cashier: Hey welcome to The Cook Out Can I take your....Your Miley Ray!
Confessional:
Amanda: As soon we get to the burger place this girl damn near jumps out of the window
The Cook Out:
Cashier: Oh my go I love your music and ........ Lilly and Demi and the syndicate oh my god David Hodges and Shorty K. (looks in the back as she walks out the door)Ya'll get out here! Oh man I knew ya'll we're in town but what are you doing here.
David: (David puts his arm around the girl) Well we're trying to get something to eat baby ( girl laughs)
Cashier: Oh my god I love ya'll. My girlfriend Lilly my girlfriend loves you let me get my phone so I can call her
Lilly: Ok sure
Confessional:
Lilly: Its still kind of odd to me that I have fans but you know I'm getting used to it
In parking lot: (Cashier on the phone with her girlfriend)
Cashier: Hey Tara ..... baby listen I have someone who wants to talk to you ( hands the phone to Lilly)
Lilly: Tara?
Tara:...... hello
Lilly: Tara hi this is Lilly Stewart.......
Tara: Ahh! (Rest of the footage cuts between confessional everyone interacting with the workers at the cook out)
Confessional:
Miley: Lilly is coming out of her shell when it comes to dealing with her fans. I mean I'm really proud of her she has a way a bout her that just makes you all giddy
David: Lilly may very well be a bigger star than all of us one day. She just needs to keep her confidence up
Time Warner Cable arena 12:40 (The Limo pulls up Everyone gets out and goes to the trunk and grabs their gym bags and walks towards the arena entrance)
Miley: Alright lets get it
Confessional:
Lilly: So we walk into the arena and my jaw hits the floor and the butterflies hit
Arena:
Amanda "Shorty": Holy shit
Confessional:
Amanda "Shorty": When we get into the arena and the place is fucking huge
Lilly: I am beyond nervous all I can see is this entire place full of about a thousand people
The Arena: (Miley walks up behind Lilly and puts her arms around her)
Miley: You nervous baby girl
Lilly: As always
Miley: Aw (Kisses Lilly's cheek) I'm right here with you Lilly-pop (Camera shows their rings overlapping each other and then goes into a series of rehearsal clips be fore stopping with a stage hand strapping David into a harness on a platform where he's standing with Miley and Mikayla. All of them are dressed in tight white v-neck t-shirt with black graphics and black pants)
David: Not so tight man
Mikayla: What's the matter big bro straps too tight
David: Ha, ha I'm sorry, I'm not used to straps and harnesses like you two
Miley: That's not what I heard Davie
David: Shut up Miley
Confessional:
David: Ok So for the last part of our set on the tour we take turns in each city doing a reworked version of one of our solo songs so tonight we decided to do Miley's song Take you down
Miley: So knowing the last show was coming up I came up with an idea over winter break for the performance
Mikayla: Miley calls us up and says how about we do some Chippendales moves for take you down. me and Dave were like ok we already do that
David: Then she told us the rest of her plan
Miley : So I tell 'em but we don't do it on a plat form fifteen feet in the air that rotates
The Arena: ( The slow sensual beat of the music plays in the blacked out arena as the round platform moves into place plums of smoke as Miley starts to sing as the first verse during there dress rehearsal and all three prepare to go into there choreographed moves) (A/N: Okay So I don't get to into the description if you've seen Chris Brown's video for the song that's what the this scenes dance moves look like minus the crowd)
(verse 1 Miley)
Here we are all alone in this room
And girl, I know where to start what we're gonna do
I'll take my time we'll be all night, girl
So get ready, babe, I got plans for me and you
(chorus)
It ain't my first time but
Baby girl we can pretend
Lets bump and grind
Tonight will never end
Let me take you down
I really wanna take you down
And show you what I'm about
Can I take you now
Your body, body, oh
Your body, body, up and down
So don't stop girl get it
Quit playin wit it
Can't wait no more
I wanna take you down
I really wanna take you down yeah ( Music pauses and all three take off their shirts off)
(verse 2 David)
Pretty girl lets take it off in this room
No time to waste girl you know what we came to do
We got all night to try to get right girl
(all three)
Hope you're ready hope you're ready hope you're ready
(David)
I hope you're ready babe cause here we go
you know how we do
(Chorus)
(verse 3 Mikayla)
You freakin know baby
Like you're a pro baby
And I bet that you (I bet that you whoa!)
Think you know baby like a pro baby so what you wanna do?
(I'm gonna take you down baby nice and slow)
So baby lets go!!!
Baby!!!
Come on baby! come on baby!
(chorus ends song)
Confessional:
Mikayla: All I have to say about our show is there won't be a dry seat in the house if you get what I'm saying
The Arena: Miley and Lilly's dressing room4:20 pm (the camera shows Miley in her wife beater and boxers doing her usual 90 pre show pushups while showing Lilly sitting on the couch getting out the rubber bands a comb ready to re braid Miley's hair)
Lilly: Hey sexy I'm ready to do your hair (Miley gets up and walks over and sits between Lilly's legs)
Miley: Ow do you have to pull my hair so hard
Lilly: You weren't complaining about how I pull your hair last night our this morning
Miley: You got a point
Confessional:
Lilly: One of my favorite things on this tour has me and Miley's alone time before shows
Miley: I love all the time away I get from the spot light with Lilly
Dressing room:
Miley: So Mrs. Stewart what are you doing after the show?
Lilly: Well I was thinking of going to this great gay bar called The Unicorn maybe have a drink or two then find a nice soft stud with some nice long brown cornrows blue eyes a few tattoos and take her to my hotel room fuck her till we pass out
Miley: Um sounds fun but do you think your wife would want you too bring a chick like that to the room
Lilly: No wouldn't likes fems blonde to be exact
Miley: So true (Lilly finishes Miley's hair and as always pulls the backs into a ponytail)
Lilly: All done baby
Miley: Not quite ( Miley turns on her knees facing Lilly and Kisses her passionately)
Confessional:
Miley : The thing about our alone time is things could get heated (cuts to Lilly and Miley making out on the couch)
Lilly: we tend to get caught in the moment
Dressing Room: (Lilly pushing the camera guy out)
Lilly: Later
The Arena 6:30 ( The footage shows a split screen of fans entering the sold out a arena and everyone getting ready David, Mikayla, And Miley are wearing black pants with different button down shirts each with white designs on them David's is blue, Miley's is purple and Mikayla's red and each have on a pair of white Nike Air Force Ones that match their respective shirts . Shorty is wearing a purple sweater vest over a white button down with a gold tie a pair khakis a pair black rimmed glasses, a pair of gold purple and white J's and purple and gold Long Beach fitted. Demi is wearing a very tight black ballerina dress and pair o black vinyl leggings a black Michael Jackson style half jacket and pair of stilettos. Lilly is wearing her out fit from the video for her song All the way up.)
Confessional:
Amanda "Shorty": Its about thirty minute before show time that's when you start feeling it
Backstage 6:39
David:Shorty you ready kid
Amanda "Shorty": Ready baby Ready the question is are they ready for me. Cause Ya'll know when its show time its (Amanda does the Jim Jones ballin thing) swish Hang time
Confessional:
Miley: You feel this fire build up and you start to hear the crowd and it drives you nuts
Backstage: 6:43
David: It maybe hang time Shorty but it can't compare to me the black Ric Flair
Confessional:
Demi : That felling be fore you go on stage I can't describe it
Mikayla: for me its almost like having a perfect orgasm. every nerve in your body comes to life and you get light head and you get this surge of adrenaline that makes you shake
Lilly; I get super hyper and I get into my zone
David: I start to feel like I'm superhuman
Backstage:
Lilly: You know what Dave you and wifey may break beds but you see I'm a rock star and we turn it All The Way Up ( Everyone high fives Lilly and Miley kisses her)
Miley: You tell'em sexy
Confessional:
Miley: Bottom line Its time to shut the place down
Backstage: 6:55:
Miley: Okay ya'll circle up hands in heads bowed( Everyone puts there hands in as Miley leads the prayer) Dear lord we thank you for blessing us with our talents, and giving us chance to show them to the world we ask that you bless our show tonight and keep us safe from harm let us shine with all that you have given us for we know it is through you and your son Jesus we can do at that we do Amen
All: Amen
Miley: Alright ya'll wonderland on three ready ..... 1,2,3
All: WONDERLAND!! ( Camera frezes frame and goes to the credits)
A/N: Well I hoped you enjoyed that well tell me what you think. Oh and in case You're wondering Shorty is my girl the one the only Lita Rocks LBC check out her fics shes awesome. Well thats all for me later and as always I'm open to ideas on wear I can improve remember reviews are love peace and blessings and Oh yeah
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