Guys! *cries* I'm sorry I didn't update this past days or WEEKS! My Computer got crazy and my files for the two stories I'm writing got deleted. I'm so SORRY *Bows 720°*
So here's my apology as a one shot hope you enjoy!
AND BEFORE YOU READ THIS. I PREFER YOU! Yes you! READER-SAN TO WATCH
"GAY OR EUROPEAN - LEGALLY BLONDE THE MUSICAL" (in YouTube) SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THIS.
Riko:
There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubly chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.
Sakurai:
I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, i say not gay.
Izuki
That is the elephant in the room.
Takao
Well is it relevant to assume
Izuki
that a man who wears perfume
Takao and Izuki
is automatically matically gay?
Hyuuga
But look at his quoft and crispy locks.
Riko
Look at his silk translucent socks.
Sakurai
There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.
Kuroko:
What are we seeing?
Sakurai
Is he gay?
Riko
Of course he's gay.
Sakurai
Or European?
All:
ohhhhhh.
Midorima
Gay or European?
Kise:
It's hard to guarantee
Murasakibara:
Is he gay or european?
Himuro:
Well, hey don't look at me.
Akashi:
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.
Kuroko and Mayuzumi:
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.
Riko
Oh please.
All:
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.
Akashi:
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
Himuro
Is he gay or European?
Sakurai:
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro-hetro jerk.
That guy's not gay, i say no way.
Imayoshi
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume
Riko
Is automatically-radically
Sakurai
ironically-cronically
Akashi
scurtinly-curtainly
Imayoshi:
genetically-netically
Kuroko and Mayuzumi
GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
DAMMIT
Gay or European?
Sakurai
So stylish and relaxed.
All:
Is he gay or European?
Kuroko
I think his chest is waxed.
Akashi
But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.
All:
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.
Imayoshi
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.
All:
Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.
Nebuya:
But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on saturday.
All:
Is he gay or European?
gay or european?
Gay or Euro-
Takao
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.
Kuroko
The floor is yours.
Takao
So Mr. Aomine...
This alleged affair with Ms. Momoi has been going on for...?
Aomine:
2 years.
Takao:
And your first name again is...?
Aomine:
Daiki.
Takao:
And your boyfriend's name is...?
Aomine:
Taiga.
I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Taiga is my best friend.
Kagami:
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples.
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case.
No matter what he say.
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret.
Daiki:
I'm straight!
Kagami:
You were not yesterday.
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!
All:
And European!
Kagami:
He's gay!
All:
And European!
Kagami:
He's gay!
All:
And European and Gay!
Aomine:
Fine okay I'm gay!
All:
Hooray!
Kagami and Aomine:
Fine. Okay. We're gay!
