The Epic Rap Battle


After another class had ended, Minato was ready to go to the dorm, until Junpei came up with Kenji for a special battle that is going to be happening.

As Junpei came up to Minato, Minato raised his eyebrow, wondering if there something Junpei wanted, but instead Junpei told Kenji to start beatboxing.

"Alright, Kenji. Throw in the beatbox." Junpei said while having his one hand on his pocket and his other hand is used to turn his ball cap backwards.

"Yo, Minato, you're a bitch, I just scratched my bottom, cause I had an itch, so let's have a rap battle together, or are you a wimp altogether." Junpei said, while being close to Minato's face and disrupting his privacy.

"I see how it is. Fine, let's go at it." Minato said, angered and was ready to roll. "Kenji, continue with the beatboxing." Minato ordered Kenji.

"Hey, I'm no one's private beatboxer, alright?" Kenji said with an annoyed tone, yet he looked like he was enjoyed it and continued beatboxing, but for Minato.

"I'll tell you what Junpei, you can't even rhyme, you bore me to hell, and I beat you every time." Minato said and put his index finger on Junpei. The class, after hearing, went in an uproar.

"Holy crap, Minato is good!" "Yeah, you roll, Minato!" "I guess you can't judge a book by it's cover."

Junpei, looked a little annoyed, but it didn't stop him there.

"Well, here's what emotionless freak, I don't think you even blink, you think you're a pimp, but to me you look like a wimp, you think you got what it takes, but hold on there, pull down the brakes, you don't even care, what happens in this world of dare." Junpei said, while giving him the "I owned you." gesture. Which was just pretty much him waving his hand everywhere like an idiot and making crazy faces.

As this went on, many more people came into class. Minato, however, didn't give up and hadn't the weakness to give up and so he continued.

"That was absolutely dreadful, because I now want to eat a pretzel, so Junpei, instead of being stressful, you should be more careful and helpful and respectful, and successful and not careless and vengeful, disrespectful and most of all fretful, because I can see you tremble while you holding that pencil." Minato said, while he put his arms in the air. The crowd was still in an uproar. Junpei was getting frustrated.

"I haven't given up yet. I can tell you haven't been true to me, I can smell that you're acting so fearfully, I hear what you're hoping I want to hear, I feel the alarms are ringing in me. Yeah!" Junpei finished. The crowd was silent. So was Minato and Kenji.

"What?" Junpei asked. And Kenji decided to answer. "You realize you just used the lyrics from Bleach's soundtrack Treachery? You know, there's no way, that counts." Kenji judged.

"Since when you were a judge. And why not? You're with me, right Minato?" Junpei retorted.

"Yeah, I agree with Kenji. That also made no sense." Minato said. Junpei was surprised and annoyed.

"Ok...What do you think, Yuka-tan?" Junpei asked Yukari who was standing close her desk.

"I thought it was awful." Yukari bluntly said. Junpei was mad.

"Excuse me!? Yuka-tan, you must be lying!" Junpei retorted.

"Yes, you're actually right, I AM lying, that was absolutely terrible. So, Junpei or should I say Stupei, why not you stop pestering Minato, Kenji and me about stupid things and go do something useful for a change. Also, you should also quit rapping, while you're at it. So, goodbye." Yukari said, before waving Junpei off and exiting of the class.

From the day fourth, Junpei never rapped again. The end.


That was probably the funniest thing I've ever written.