FanFiction Royal Rumble II
Summary: 80 men and women from all over the universe take part in the most exciting event in history, the Royal Rumble!
Rated T for violence and language.
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CharlieHarperFan88 is my partner in helping this show come to life, helping me with entrants and eliminations.
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The first FanFiction Royal Rumble was done on November 11, 2011, and the winner was Stone Cold Steve Austin. Unlike the first Rumble, which had no prize in particular, the winner will win a hundred thousand dollars in cash.
Interviews:
Josh Matthews, Scott Stanford and Matt Striker from WWE sat down with several participants who are entering this Royal Rumble match for a few words about tonight.
Wrestlers from the previous Rumble:
Stone Cold's interview:
Josh Matthews is with Stone Cold Steve Austin in the interview space in the backstage area.
Josh Matthews: Stone Cold, you won the previous Royal Rumble about two years ago. What are your thoughts on your chances of winning this Rumble?
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Josh, I don't give a damn about the chances, because I have won my fair share of Rumbles in the past, and now I'm getting back into this. I have prepared for this, and those sons of bitches in the locker room, all 79 of them, will get their asses kicked and thrown out of the ring, because no one can throw this rattlesnake over, and that's the bottom line 'cause Stone Cold said so!
The Rock's interview:
Matt Striker is with The Rock in his locker room.
Matt Striker: Rock, last time you entered the Royal Rumble, you were close to victory, but you couldn't do it. How do you feel you'll be able to-
The Rock: Lemme just stop you there Striker. The Rock knows he lost, but that doesn't stop his determination. You're looking at the People's Champion, a man who had faced people like Stone Cold Steve Austin, Hulk Hogan and John Cena at WrestleMania! It doesn't MATTER what you ask me, because The Rock will go out there, electrify the crowd and smack the jabronies out of the ring, IF YOU SMEEEELLLLL-L-L-L-L!... What The Rock ...is cookin'! (Cue People's Eyebrow)
John Cena's interview:
Josh Matthews is now joined by John Cena in the same interview area from Stone Cold's interview
Josh Matthews: John Cena, you have prepared yourself for this moment. Do you think you can make past 79 other stars and win the Rumble this year?
John Cena: Now, Josh, that is a good question. "Do I think I can be able to beat 79 people and win?" The question should be, "Will I be able to beat 79 people and win?". The answer to that is a definite "yes", because I am a top athlete, a 12-time world champion, and a future Hall of Famer. I live by hustle, loyalty, and respect. Like I say, I will rise above... and win the Royal Rumble tonight.
CM Punk's interview:
Josh Matthews is with CM Punk in his locker room. Paul Heyman is with Punk.
Josh Matthews: Now, Punk, you cost Brock Lesnar the victory at the previous FanFiction Royal Rumble. The question has been passed around, and that question is: Why?
CM Punk: Josh... I know what I did. The main reason is simple: in my opinion, Brock Lesnar is not that good of a wrestler as he is a fighter, and that is a disadvantage for him. He did not deserve to win that. No matter who his opponent would've been, he shouldn't have made it all the way. I am the best in the world, and I know it. As for the rest of the competitors, they are beneath me. Triple H, John Cena, Undertaker, The Rock, they are below my level of skill. There is no one, and I mean NO ONE who can top me.
CM Punk began to leave, but he was stopped by Chris Jericho, a competitor from the first FanFiction Royal Rumble, who had overheard Punk's comments.
Chris Jericho: You are the best in the world? You're kidding, right?
CM Punk: No... it is a fact that I am the best in the world.
Chris Jericho: You're sure about that? Because I'm pretty sure I'm better than you. I have had almost 2 decades of experience in a wrestling ring! How long have you been a superstar? When I look at you, I see someone who does not deserve respect, and that's true because no one respects you!
Paul Heyman: Jericho, I would like you to stop with your critizing of my client-
Chris Jericho: HEYMAN! Shut the hell up!
CM Punk: You shouldn't talk to my manager that way!
Chris Jericho: Oh REALLY?!
Soon enough, CM Punk and Chris Jericho got into an argument over who was better than whom, and it lasted for a few moments, before becoming a complete brawl between the two. Several wrestlers, like Randy Orton, Kane, and Big Show, entered the locker room, trying to separate the two, including Punk's manager Paul Heyman.
Paul Heyman: Stop! Enough of this!
BAM! Heyman was accidentally hit by one of CM Punk's kicks, knocking him out.
CM Punk: PAUL!
Punk crouched down to help out Heyman, as Jericho and the other wrestlers left.
Other characters from the previous Rumble:
Justin's interview:
Josh Matthews is with Total Drama contestant Justin.
Josh Matthews: Justin, you seem pumped for tonight. How is that?
Justin: Well, you see, Josh, all of my life, I've always been called as overrated. Sure, I might be a model and worry about my looks from time and time again, but I never give up on myself. You see, Alejandro is here this time around, but I won't be deceived by anyone who tries to stand in my way. This is a fight for immortality and a chance at greatness and fortune. A last chance to prove to myself, that I belong here. A last chance that I am the most ravishing of any of the other 79 superstars, and one of the best stars around. I am dead-set on winning this time, and I will not back down without a fight!
Peter Griffin's interview:
Scott Stanford was with Family Guy's Peter Griffin at some part of the backstage area.
Scott Stanford: I'm here with Peter Griffin, who's gearing up for tonight's special Royal Rumble match. Now, Peter, you look kinda nervous.
Peter Griffin: Well, I'm worried I might not last as long as I did the last time, because there's a LOT more people that I have to face.
A moment of silence began for some reason
Scott Stanford: And?
Peter Griffin: Wait, did you expect me to say anything else? That's it, that's all I got.
Scott Stanford: Well, thanks for that... sentence, I guess. Good luck, Peter.
Peter Griffin: Thank you, Tom.
Scott Stanford: ...it's Scott.
Peter Griffin: Oh, whatever. Hey, why is there a walrus in a suit here?
Scott looked in a random direction, noticing Paul Heyman being helped out by several officials and other participants.
Scott Stanford: Uhh, that's Paul Heyman.
Peter Griffin: ...Who?
Scott Stanford: (facepalm)
Owen's interview:
Matt Striker was with Total Drama season 1 winner Owen.
Matt Striker: Now, Owen... what's your motivation for this match?
Owen: ...I was supposed to have motivation?
Matt Striker: ...Never mind.
Matt Striker walked off, going to find somebody else to interview.
Mordecai's interview:
Josh Matthews was with Mordecai near a vending machine.
Josh Matthews: How do you feel about being given a second chance at a Royal Rumble?
Mordecai: Woo! Josh, it feels so awesome to be back! Back at the first Fanfiction Royal Rumble, I didn't put up much of a fight. But now that I finally get a chance to prove to myself and to Margaret, who's sitting in the audience tonight, I'm finally gonna be the one who wins the whole thing. It doesn't matter if I get drawn number 1, 2, 10, 20, 30, 40 or perhaps 80, I'm only here to win and win only. And with Rigby on my side, it won't be a problem! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Batman's interview:
Matt Striker was with the Dark Knight backstage.
Matt Striker: Batman, could you give your comments on the Royal Rumble, please?
Batman: I may not have much to say, but best be assured. I will not be silenced once again. I will not be fooled by such forces. I will take down anyone who dares cross my path. You better watch your back for what happens in the dark. Therefore, I am the darkness, I am the night, I... am... Batman.
Newcomer wrestlers:
Sheamus's interview:
Jeremy Borash met up with Sheamus in his locker room.
Jeremy Borash: Sheamus, do you feel you have what it takes in this Royal Rumble?
Sheamus: ...Look, fella, I won the WWE Royal Rumble last year. I'm pretty sure I can kick arse in this one, considering there's quite a bit of people I've done my homework on. I am a Celtic warrior, and someone who is very hard to knock down. Once I unleash one Brogue Kick on somebody, they're out, they're done. Matt, I'm ready for this Rumble.
Ryback's interview:
Scott Stanford was with Ryback at another part of the backstage area.
Scott Stanford: Ryback, you are familiar with being in handicap situations. Most people see you as a threat to their chances. Your thoughts?
Ryback: ...Scott, I don't need to give you my thoughts. All you should do is watch what I do in the ring. Everybody else in the Rumble, they will be fed to me in the ring, and no one else can do it as savagely as me. Feed. Me. More. Feed. Me. More.
Ultimate Warrior's interview:
Matt Striker was with the Ultimate Warrior, who is shaking like crazy.
Matt Striker: Uh, Warrior?
Ultimate Warrior: Raaaaaaaaah, I come to you from the great heavens above to give me power and the strength that my warriors give to me in this time of devastation. The kind of devastation I will bring to all 79 souls who try to feed off my body as if they were own. But I say to you, that they will fail as a result of all of my warriors backing me up through these veins that I lift upon. For those souls who will be thrown down one-by-one, I speak to you that to survive, you must sacrifice! The sacrifice that will bring me strength! The sacrifice that will bring me power! The sacrifice that will make the power of the Ultimate Warrior, the eighth wonder of the woooooooooorld!
Matt Striker: (visibly shaken) Uhh... thank you for the interview?
Matt Striker walked off, to look for another interview to do.
Jake Roberts's interview:
Josh Matthews stood by with Jake The Snake Roberts, who was carrying his snake Damien.
Josh Matthews: Roberts, you're a very impressive athlete, and a legend. Give us your thoughts on the Royal Rumble.
Jake Roberts: Well, well, well... the Fanfiction Royal Rumble II is here. It's pretty much my type of atmosphere. It's my type because like a snake, I tend to strike fear to anyone who dares approach me. How wonderful. How wonderful it is to see all 79 faces struck with the cold icy glare of me and my python, Damien. All of them will get bit by me one on one. That sounds just a lot like me. But be sure to be careful, because whenever you expect it or not, you will... get bit.
Newcomer non-wrestlers:
Johnny Cage's interview:
Jeremy Borash was with Mortal Kombatant Johnny Cage.
Jeremy Borash: Now, Mr. Cage, what is your inspiration for helping you through this Royal Rumble?
Johnny Cage: Look, what's-your-face, I am my inspiration. I have made my mark on the movie business in acting, producing and directing. Hell, I don't even need special effects for my moves, because I am that damn good in fighting.
Jeremy Borash: ...Thank you, I guess.
Johnny Cage: You're welcome. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to training.
Borash leaves.
Carl Brutananadilewski's (from Aqua Teen) interview:
Matt Striker was with Carl.
Matt Striker: Are you feeling a bit worried about participants, because this is your first Rumble.
Carl: Now, Striker, to be honest, I'm not much of a wrestler... but I can definitely kick ass. 79 people I gotta fight? That's a pretty big number, but I'm gonna lay the smackdown on all of them! TONIGHT!
Eric Cartman's (from South Park) interview:
Scott Stanford squatted down to reach Cartman's eye level.
Scott Stanford: Now, Cartman, what do you think on being a participant in this match?
Eric Cartman: Scott... do you believe in miracles? Me, being a part of this event, is already a miracle for myself, but being one of the youngest participants in the Rumble, it's gonna be hard to toss me over... well, even though I'm also the smallest participant or second smallest, most likely, but I'm gonna kick ass-pardon my language-and take names. I'm ready for this.
Scorpion's interview:
Josh Matthews was standing by with the ninja spectre Scorpion.
Josh Matthews: Scorpion, you are a strong competitor in terms of speed and technicallity. Will that increase your odds of surviving?
Scorpion: It is likely, because all I need to take my opponents into the hellfire is my skill, my power, and my will to avenge my fallen clan members. 79 victims will taste the fury of my blade, and victory will be mine for the taking. One by one, they will bow down.
All of these competitors and more will be in the Royal Rumble, which is coming by tonight.
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That's all I got for the interviews. I'd like to mention that half or so of the interviews were mostly made by CharlieHarperFan88 for use by me. Next up, we have a promo for the second edition of the Royal Rumble that is "all about the numbers." Stay tuned!
