Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto.
Naruto was having a hard time in his training with Jiraiya. Not that the training he was doing was hard. Not that he was even doing any training. Instead, the purvey sage was off peeking at some woman while Naruto was told to meditate. Sure the old pervert had said that he'd be back once he got a girlfriend. But we all know that that will never happen.
Alas, Naruto will be forced to meditate for the rest of his life! But not really. So, Naruto was just sitting on the bed in the hotel room and chilling out when inspiration struck!
"I should write a letter to Sakura!", he shouted, "Why should Purvey Sage be the only one to get a little lovin?".
And with that thought, Naruto set to work with paper and a pencil that just happened to be right there! On the table!
Dear beautiful Sakura,
I miss you so much. Everything I see reminds me of you. Especially the ramen! The other day I was eating some pork ramen and I was like, the pink of this pork reminds me of Sakura's hair. It tasted very good to. When I get back to Konoha, I'm sure Granny Tsunade will see how awesome I am and name me hokage. Then, I'll buy you some pork ramen and we'll celebrate together. Then after that, I'll rescue that stupid Sasuke just to rub it in his face. I think I'm gonna go get some ramen to eat now.
Love,
THE FUTURE HOKAGE UZUMAKI NARUTO
With that finished, Naruto gave the letter to those pesky mail ninja and went to go eat his precious ramen.
Back in Konoha, a certain pink haired ninja had just received her mail.
"NARUTOOOOOOOOOO!!!", she raged "WHEN YOU GET BACK HERE I'M GOING TO PUCH YOUR FACE IN".
I won't repeat what she said after that, but I will say that certain bystanders were tempted to go over to her and demand that she wash her mouth out with soap.
But, since Sakura is Sakura, her thought process immediately turned to Sasuke.
"Maybe I should write a letter to Sasuke-kun", she giggled, then he'll have no choice but to come home knowing that such a beautiful girl wants him."
Poor Sakura seemed to have forgotten that Sasuke already knew that she loved him, and had knocked her out and placed her on a bench. So Sakura frolicked back to her house ready to write this letter that would magically convince Sasuke to come home.
Dear Sasuke-kun,
It's been about a year since you left and I find myself missing your incredible bishiness. I daydream about your hotness night. I want your body. If you come back I'll help you revive your clan.
Love,
The future Uchiha.
With that, Sakura handed the letter off to those pesky mail ninja and skipped back home to daydream about Sasuke's hotness.
Little did Sakura know that Lee was watching the whole time. While some may think that Lee would be discouraged by watching Sakura mail a letter to her beloved, Lee was anything but. In fact, he was inspired! He decided right then and there that he would write a letter to Sakura! So he went home and got started.
Dear lovely Sakura,
You are as beautiful as the flowers amidst the grass! My love for you blooms for you stronger than the strength of a giant! My heart beats every time I see you! Please do me the honor of dining with me sometime this week!
Lee
Satisfied with his letter, Lee snuggled up under his covers and vowed to mail it the next day.
In Otogakure however, someone special was just about to open his mail…
Sorry for the cliffie. Please R&R.
