AN: Okay. I know I still have 3 other storied unfinished, one of which I'm supposed to be working on... but this entire story is something I'm working on with a friend.
It is a humorous story, not many of the characters will be completely in-character (or even in-character at all,) and the time line will be completely messed up, so please, don't tell me that I've got things messed up, I know I do, I did that on purpose.
I hope you enjoy, and find at least some amusement in this random idea created by Sumi and myself. If you do, review!
The Insanity Chronicles: Ninja's are only the Beginning.
By: Mika Saito and Sumi
Chapter 1- In Which We Steal From Oreo-kun.
"Come on. Hurry and grab them before he wakes up," Rei urged her accomplice, watching Orochimaru for any signs of waking.
"You grab one, I'll get the other," Sumi suggested, positioning herself to the right of Orochimaru's chair.
"All right," Rei agreed, moving to the left of the chair. "On the count of three." Their identical red eyes met, and they grinned mischievously.
"Ichi," Sumi started.
"Ni."
"San!" They pulled the earrings out simultaneously, careful not the yank on his ears.
"Run," Rei jerked her head towards the door, side stepping away from the chair.
Together they dashed from the room, gently closing the door behind them before running down the hall laughing madly, their prizes clutched in their hands.
The next morning Sumi and Rei sat at the table in the small dinning room, quietly discussing their next mission- to get Orochimaru, or Oreo as they called him, to stop wearing make up.
They were just getting to the part of figuring out how to hide his make up supply when Oreo himself stormed into the room.
"All right, you mangy brats, what did you do to my earrings?" He demanded, gold eyes sparking dangerously.
"Whatever do you mean, Uncle dearest?" They asked in unison.
"Don't mess with me, brats, just tell me what you did with the damn things." The two shared a look.
"We really don't know what you're talking about, uncle," Sumi smiled innocently.
"You warned us against touching them... so why would we steal them?" Rei continued, her smile somehow just as innocent, despite the snakebite piercing.
Oreo closed his eyes and growled, grinding his teeth together.
"I'll make you a deal," he ground out, clearly frustrated. The two exchanged another look.
"What type of deal?" Sumi asked.
"One I think you two will enjoy."
"What're your terms, dearest uncle?" She questioned.
"You give me my earrings back, and promise not to touch them again. In return I'll give you two a few new play toys."
"Toys? We aren't children, uncle," Rei admonished mock-seriously.
"Human toys, brats. Do we have a deal?" He asked, drumming his fingers on the table impatiently.
The two leaned together and began a whispered conversation.
"What do you think, Sumi? Is it worth it?"
"I dunno. We worked hard to get our prize..."
"Is there any way to get both?" Rei asked.
"Hmm..."
"Well?" Oreo interrupted. They turned to glare at him, then continued their conversation.
"We took them once, we can take them again," Rei said, pulling her earring out of her pocket.
"All right," Sumi agreed, dropping her earring in Rei's hand.
"We'll return them, uncle. But first, who gets to be our toy?"
"Toys, brat. You give me the earrings and you'll get to play with the Akatsuki."
"Really?"
"We really get to play with Itachi and Diedara?" They asked in unison. At Oreo's nod they squealed, an evil glint coming to their eyes.
"Deal," Rei said, tossing the earrings at him.
"You'll leave with Itachi tomorrow. Try not to get into too much trouble before then." He put the earrings in and left the room.
"So... How are we going to get them back before tomorrow night? He's suspicious now," Rei slumped in her seat, red eyes watching Sumi, hoping for the older teen to get a brilliant idea.
"We'll find a way..." Sumi smirked evilly.
AN: Let me know what you think. The entire story is going to be full of pranks, so if there's one you'd like to see pulled on a specific character tell me in a review and Sumi and I will try to find a way to work it in.
Also, this is only the first part of the Insanity Chronicles. We intend to visit other anime/manga in other parts. If there's one you'd like to see, involving certain characters, let me know in a review!
