-I don't own Naruto because if I did it would be a LOT more perverse-

Three New Members

Itachi and Kisame weren't in any rush to meet new members, but leader had said to be at the main base in two days time so they were obligated to go. They followed the rugged mountain 'pathway' to the main base entrance in complete silence. As they entered they found small pieces of paper with door names listed on them. They found their rooms with little trouble, 8c and 5b across and slightly down the hall from each other.

"Everyone, get to the meeting room now." Pein stated. As Itachi and Kisame walked into the meeting room they could see all the other Akatsuki members sitting down and three other people against the wall. One was sitting in a kneeling position with folded hands, the next was sitting cross-legged on the floor, and the last one was leaning against the wall head down. 'They're GIRLS?' Kisame thought to himself, a look of disbelief or extreme constipation on his face. Itachi kept his face emotionless as usual,' these must be powerful kunoichi for leader-sama to let them in, well we'll find out soon enough.'

Itachi and Kisame turned their attention to the girls' appearances. The first girl had shoulder length brown hair with blonde highlights, her eyes had been red when he first walked in but now they were green, and she was pale skinned with a light greenish tinge. Her clothes were simple, dark green pants and a black t-shirt, with a slender body type and no shoes.

The second girl had black shoulder length hair with a white streak on the left side of her face, tied in a ponytail at the base of her neck, with pale skin, and a slender body type. She was wearing black pants and a black tank top with no shoes either (what is with these girls and shoes?). As Kisame and Itachi had walked into the room she had cautiously looked up with green cat eyes.

He turned his attention to the last girl, her hair was down to her shoulder-blades; a light blue, and covered half of her face. The colors in the iris of the eye you could see were light blue on top and a darker shade of blue nearer to the pupil. She wore a black T-shirt with underlying mesh and an X across the front with black pants no shoes here either.

After talking about a few past missions, Pein shifted everyone's attention to the girls still patiently sitting against the wall. "You may question them," Pein said quietly. Itachi had already made up his mind on what to ask the three kunoichi when his turn came. As questions died down, Itachi spoke up, "tell me your profile."

The girl with brown hair and blonde highlights straightened up and said "Name: Kyaserin\Age: 18\Rank: ANBU captain\Village: unknown possible ties to Iwagakure\I mainly use plants since plants bend to my will. Itachi nodded, that's all he really cared about.

The next girl stood up and stated in a orderly fashion "Name: Fuck\Age: Off\Rank: You\ Village: Bastards\Exclamation Point! Itachi nodded once more and then, in a sudden epiphany his face turned into one of shock and disgust. "Oooooh Buuuuuurrrrrnnnn! Yeah!" Deidara said loudly from a hidden place (under his chair). "Hey I just joined because these two joined and I plan to make this difficult for all of you and anyone who has a fucking problem will be SACRIFICED TO JASHIN! Cause I have taken to the daily massacre of other people!" "FUCK YEAH!! I LOVE THIS GIRL!" yelled a voice from somewhere outside the door. Many awkward stares and silences followed soon after until Itachi turned his attention to the last girl.

"Name: Kerushii\Age: 21\ Rank: unknown, possibly Anbu captain level\Village: unknown, ties to Otogakure\ I control dark and light elements." Itachi nodded again along with everyone else in the room who had started nodding right after the first time he had nodded.

Pein spoke up "They are not part of the Akatsuki yet, they are going to fight random people from the Akatsuki tomorrow." Everyone nodded once more and slunk to their rooms at a slow pace, except for the three girls waited behind a few moments longer than everyone else. After they were sure most of the members were in their rooms, they slipped into room 8b.

The room had one bed, which was quickly shoved into a far corner, leaving a ton of space behind it. Kyaserin gently twitched her hand, causing thick grass to grow out of the ground and large leaves to grow on top of it and she fell asleep promptly after laying down on it. Kurisutaru lightly jumped up onto the moved bed and curled up like a dog in the center of it. Kerushii just walked over to a corner far away from the door, sat down with her knees drawn up to her chest and fell into a light sleep just like the others.

At around 5:30 am they all woke up, quickly rearranging the room so it looked like it had before they had moved everything around. Then they all went into the kitchen, making breakfast for everyone but themselves and Zetsu and ran outside.

Kurisutaru ran off into the woods near the base, Kyaserin simply had an apple from the orchard nearby, and Kerushii disappeared… After roughly ten minutes all of them were back in the kitchen again, all of the members had woken up and almost finished breakfast. Kurisutaru noticed eye contact between Deidara and Kyaserin but decided to ignore it for now. Soon after everyone had finished and put their own plates in the sink, Pein decided to make the announcements of who was fighting whom. As he stated that everyone was to meet out on the training grounds in ten minutes prepared for battle, he ran over the pairings again in his head.