Pickup Lines, and Why They Don't Work on Jim Hawkins.

THIS is why I no longer roll my eyes when we watch movies on free days in band! :D


"Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pick up lines. So do you chose, 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pick up lines?'" Jim looked up to find Peter holding a notepad with a pencil hovering over it, as if he actually were taking the survey. The brunet laughed and shook his head, patting his shoulder. "That's a cute one-but hey, I gotta get to class, 'kay? See you after."

He gathered his things and got up, leaving a slumpy redhead behind. Gahhh, fail! But he would try again!


"Can I take a picture of you? I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas."

"Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too."

"Hey, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you."

"Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?"

"How was heaven when you left it?"

"Hey…I've had a really, really bad day and it makes me feel better to see someone adorable smile… So would you smile for me?"

"If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd only have five cents."

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

"I'm invisible. Can you see me?" "…Yes, Peter. I can see you." "Great! How about tomorrow night?"


It had been a week, and Peter had no progress whatsoever. "Tink! What am I doing wrong? I'm not using any of the worse ones-trust me, I have those too-and I'm being blatantly obvious. Why isn't it working?" The blonde shrugged, humming a little to herself as she slammed her hammer down on a bump in one of their pots-stupid 'coon' twins with their stupid kitchen wars! "Maybe you're approaching him wrong, Petey. Try a different direction, see how it goes."

The younger of the two thought for a moment and smiled, pecking his sister on the cheek. "You're the greatest, sis." "I know. Which means I get to take pictures at your wedding."


Jim flipped through a mechanics magazine quietly-pfft, he'd made a scooter like that when he was twelve, and from spare pars and scraps at that-shocked when it was tugged out of his hands. "Wait, wha-" Insistent lips met his own, and it was only the fleeting glimpse of the ambusher's face that kept him from kicking out. He mewled quietly as Peter deepened the kiss, coaxing his mouth open and completely dominating Jim. The smaller of the two could feel his face burning but returned the kiss almost meekly, tangling his hands in Peter's shirt and whimpering when he pulled away.

"Is that clear enough?" the redhead asked as hazy blue eyes blinked up at him. Their owner nodded, dazed and silent. He tugged on the lapels of Pete's shirt and grinned, replying, "Yeah, but for the sake of double-checking, you might want to make sure."


I. LOVE. THESE. BOYS! They're so cute together-thank you, Val, for giving me AndyXChristopher Robin, and thank you, ShadowAngel1001 for giving me PeterXJimbo 3

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