Ok I do not own the Labyrinth or Buffy The Vampire Slayer or anything else
that pops up in here that's famous. so don't like sue me!!
This is Co-writin by my BEST FRIEND Kayla.this funny as hell story is based on true events(not the whole laby part but a girl can dream can't she???) so PLEASE PLEASE email me at badlilgirl2004@excite.com
Thanks bunches.
And I blow peach flavored kisses to all my friends!
Luv, Nakay-the-goddess
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Crystal Balls, Tight Pants, and Spike?.
They sat in art class waiting for their art teacher Mrs.Wagnon to give them the test. Nakay and Kayla were passing notes back and forth to each other. Nakay I can't believe she told us that if we didn't pass the test we would get lunch detention! Kayla yea I know. She's such a bitch. I wish she would fall over dead!!! Nakay LMAO.if only!
They continued passing notes until Mrs.Wagnon separated them to take the test. They both failed it and had lunch detention.
~Next Week~
Mrs.Wagnon: "you both failed AGAIN, you have lunch detention for two weeks!" Nakay sighed and Kayla banged her head on the table. "I wish we could wish her away." Kayla moaned. Nakay and Kayla then smiled and said in unison " I wish the goblins would come and take Mrs.Wagnon away right now!" they said the famous line from the favorite movie Labyrinth. All of a sudden Mrs.Wagnon disappeared and time froze. There was a flash of lighting and the goblin king Jareth walked in, in all this tight pants glory. "oh my god it's the goblin king!!!!" nakay screamed. Kayla just steared at his lower body "Holy Shit! Look at those skin tight pants!" she whispered in amazement. Jareth smiled and walked up to Nakay. He made a crystal ball appear in his hand. "I have a gift for you"he said and begin twirling the ball in his hands and arms "but if you turn it this way." he trailed off as the crystal fell to the ground shattering. "SHIT!" he screamed "but anyways you must travel to the castle beyond the goblin city to get your art teacher back."he said calmly. "oh you can keep the bitch." Nakay said and Kayla laughed. "but can I have you?" nakay asked running toward him. All of a sudden her and Kayla were standing on a hill facing the Labyrinth. "you both have 13 hours in which to solve the labyrinth or.umm I dunno. Such a pity." He said disappearing. "Damn Nakay, what do we do now?" Kayla asked. "Come on." Nakay said grabbing her hand and dragging her down the hill. Instead of seeing Hoggle standing at the pond it was spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer standing there peeing. Kayla stood there staring with her mouth open and Nakay finally cleared her through and said " excuse me." Spike quickly zipped his pants up. "no excuse me." He looked at Kayla with her mouth open. "you better close it luv before I put something in it." Kayla instantly closed it and blushed. Nakay laughed. "where's Hoggle?" Kayla asked.
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where is Hoggle? Will Spike put some thing in Kayla's mouth? Why is Spike here????? Well stay tuned for more madness.and give me lots of feed back so I know if I should continue!!!
Luv and peach flavored kisses, Nakay-the-goddess
This is Co-writin by my BEST FRIEND Kayla.this funny as hell story is based on true events(not the whole laby part but a girl can dream can't she???) so PLEASE PLEASE email me at badlilgirl2004@excite.com
Thanks bunches.
And I blow peach flavored kisses to all my friends!
Luv, Nakay-the-goddess
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Crystal Balls, Tight Pants, and Spike?.
They sat in art class waiting for their art teacher Mrs.Wagnon to give them the test. Nakay and Kayla were passing notes back and forth to each other. Nakay I can't believe she told us that if we didn't pass the test we would get lunch detention! Kayla yea I know. She's such a bitch. I wish she would fall over dead!!! Nakay LMAO.if only!
They continued passing notes until Mrs.Wagnon separated them to take the test. They both failed it and had lunch detention.
~Next Week~
Mrs.Wagnon: "you both failed AGAIN, you have lunch detention for two weeks!" Nakay sighed and Kayla banged her head on the table. "I wish we could wish her away." Kayla moaned. Nakay and Kayla then smiled and said in unison " I wish the goblins would come and take Mrs.Wagnon away right now!" they said the famous line from the favorite movie Labyrinth. All of a sudden Mrs.Wagnon disappeared and time froze. There was a flash of lighting and the goblin king Jareth walked in, in all this tight pants glory. "oh my god it's the goblin king!!!!" nakay screamed. Kayla just steared at his lower body "Holy Shit! Look at those skin tight pants!" she whispered in amazement. Jareth smiled and walked up to Nakay. He made a crystal ball appear in his hand. "I have a gift for you"he said and begin twirling the ball in his hands and arms "but if you turn it this way." he trailed off as the crystal fell to the ground shattering. "SHIT!" he screamed "but anyways you must travel to the castle beyond the goblin city to get your art teacher back."he said calmly. "oh you can keep the bitch." Nakay said and Kayla laughed. "but can I have you?" nakay asked running toward him. All of a sudden her and Kayla were standing on a hill facing the Labyrinth. "you both have 13 hours in which to solve the labyrinth or.umm I dunno. Such a pity." He said disappearing. "Damn Nakay, what do we do now?" Kayla asked. "Come on." Nakay said grabbing her hand and dragging her down the hill. Instead of seeing Hoggle standing at the pond it was spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer standing there peeing. Kayla stood there staring with her mouth open and Nakay finally cleared her through and said " excuse me." Spike quickly zipped his pants up. "no excuse me." He looked at Kayla with her mouth open. "you better close it luv before I put something in it." Kayla instantly closed it and blushed. Nakay laughed. "where's Hoggle?" Kayla asked.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
where is Hoggle? Will Spike put some thing in Kayla's mouth? Why is Spike here????? Well stay tuned for more madness.and give me lots of feed back so I know if I should continue!!!
Luv and peach flavored kisses, Nakay-the-goddess
