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The ABC's of Jak and Daxter
A is for armpit, Klaww likes to sniff his. B is for bathtub, which Boggy Billy does not have. C is for cure, which will never happen to Daxter. D is for dark eco, which is everywhere! E is for eco, a helpful energy force. F is for Flutflut, a helpful animal. G is for Gol, a crazy old fart. H is for hut; some of the ones in Rock Village are on fire. I is for insane, which renames Daxter all too well. J is for Jak, who is the main hero. K is for Keira, whom I cannot stand. L is for Lurker shark, which everyone hates. M is for Misty Island, which gave Daxter a new look. N is for Naughty Dog, who made the game. O is for Ottsel, a cute little critter unless it's Daxter. P is for Power Cell; you need 72 to pass the game. Q is for a quiet boy named Jak. R is for a cool game! S is for Snowy Mountain, where you can't fall into dark eco. T is for Teleport Gate; Samos hates them for the tingling sensation. U is for the underwater Precursor City. V is for viscous Lurkers; they want to eat you! W is for white eco, which might change Daxter back to normal. X is for X-Box, which will never see a game, as good as this. Y is for Jak's yellow-green hair. Z is for Zoomer, which you use to cross the fire canyon.
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Jak and Daxter jokes
What did one precursor say to the other? Long time no see What do you get when you mix an elf into dark eco? Daxter ,AKA a constant headache What do you call Daxter up to his ears in snow? Not enough snow What do you call Jak up to his ears in snow? Too much snow
Hehehehheheh. the jokes were something I did when I was bored I guess they're a surprise (
The ABC's of Jak and Daxter
A is for armpit, Klaww likes to sniff his. B is for bathtub, which Boggy Billy does not have. C is for cure, which will never happen to Daxter. D is for dark eco, which is everywhere! E is for eco, a helpful energy force. F is for Flutflut, a helpful animal. G is for Gol, a crazy old fart. H is for hut; some of the ones in Rock Village are on fire. I is for insane, which renames Daxter all too well. J is for Jak, who is the main hero. K is for Keira, whom I cannot stand. L is for Lurker shark, which everyone hates. M is for Misty Island, which gave Daxter a new look. N is for Naughty Dog, who made the game. O is for Ottsel, a cute little critter unless it's Daxter. P is for Power Cell; you need 72 to pass the game. Q is for a quiet boy named Jak. R is for a cool game! S is for Snowy Mountain, where you can't fall into dark eco. T is for Teleport Gate; Samos hates them for the tingling sensation. U is for the underwater Precursor City. V is for viscous Lurkers; they want to eat you! W is for white eco, which might change Daxter back to normal. X is for X-Box, which will never see a game, as good as this. Y is for Jak's yellow-green hair. Z is for Zoomer, which you use to cross the fire canyon.
Also
Jak and Daxter jokes
What did one precursor say to the other? Long time no see What do you get when you mix an elf into dark eco? Daxter ,AKA a constant headache What do you call Daxter up to his ears in snow? Not enough snow What do you call Jak up to his ears in snow? Too much snow
Hehehehheheh. the jokes were something I did when I was bored I guess they're a surprise (
