Hey guys :) This idea's been runnin' around in my head for a while, preventing me from doing stupid Physics homework :P I already have the first few chapters done, but won't post the next one til next Fridayish? I wanna see if you guys think I should continue it or not?
And for anyone whose waiting for an update on Frying Pan, I'm working on that, sorry it's taken me so long. :[
Anyway hope y'all like it :)
Disclamer: Stephanie Meyer owns the world characters etc, and James Patterson to his due credit for the Maximum Ride series (wasn't sure if I was needed but better to be safe than sorry :D)
Hey there to anyone readin this, how are you? How's your day been? What's your name? Good, that's great. Okay I'm pretty sure we've all read or at least heard of the Maximum Ride series; so I'm gonna steal a page from Mr. James Patterson.
Whatever you do don't read this, trust me it will end up very badly, for you anyway. Because if you tell anyone about this, well they probably won't believe you, hell I don't believe it and I'm the one telling you this.
Anyway, if you told anyone 1) you'd end up in a psyche word, with me on the outside, pointing and laughing like a maniac and 2) well…actually that's what would happen, and I'd find it very entertaining especially when you started shouting "See, see I'm not crazy! That's her, that's her!" Then everyone comes runnin and I'm not there.
Yup, that's how I get my kicks.
So when I'm not spending my free time torturing you guys I spend it trying to solve a mystery that's been plaguing me since I was little.
It's a really simple question, yet the answer apparently isn't as simple.
Question: What the hell am I?
Answer: Yet to be determined, after 122 years of searching.
I'm obviously not "human" consider I'm pushin 163, and no I don't look like a bag of bones. I look like a 17 year old. So obviously I shouldn't be human, but I am. I don't know how that works, but it does. So obviously you see my dilemma I don't know exactly what I am, or why I'm alive for that matter or how. I mean I've looked at every single thing that belongs in fiction novels, trying to find something that could possibly be me. Would you like a short look at the list I've gone through? No? Well too bad I'm telling you anyway, so either quit your complain and sit through it, or just skip it.
Vampire: A reanimated corpse that is believed to rise from the grave at night to suck the blood of sleeping people.
Nope defiantly not that, never been dead, and suck peoples blood. Eww gross.
Werewolf: A person believed to have been transformed into a wolf or to be capable of assuming the form of a wolf.
Pretty sure I'm not that either didn't have furry tail last time I checked.
Witch/Wizard: One who practices magic; a sorcerer or magician.
Nope, no lightening shaped scar, or giant brain that takes in info like oxygen.
Fairy: an imaginary supernatural being, usually represented in diminutive human form and characterized as clever, playful, and having magical powers
Uhh…not in this life time. I'm not that small, not clever, and not very playful. Magical powers hmm… get back to you on that.
Ghost: The spirit of a dead person, especially one believed to appear in bodily likeness to living persons or to haunt former habitats.
Still walkin', still breathin' so that's out.
Alien: A creature from outer space
Hmm…not green check, no crazy fingers check, I live long, but I don't prosper, so alien out.
Giant, mermaid, dragon, dwarf, leprechaun, big foot, the lockness monster; any creature, either known or unknown, that shouldn't exist I've checked them all. And I don't fit any of them. Basically I'm, what I call myself anyway, a U.F.O.N: an Unidentified Freak Of Nature. Original right?
So you wanna come along on this little trip where I try and find out what the hell I am?
Oh yeah maybe I should mention something else that's important, I'm Anna Whitlock.
Soo…? Leave me tale of what you thought? :D Come on you know you want to ;).
