I was looking through the fanfiction sites and I noticed that even though a lot of people say they like Mrs Brown's boys, there was actually no fanfictions that had been written specifically about it, so I decided to change that and write one. I know most of the time the characters seem rather "OOC" but it's my first fanfiction and I think we can agree on the fact that nobody writes comedy lie Brendan O'Carroll can! :D
DISCLAIMER: I SADLY DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS USED IN THIS FAN FICTION! I WISH I DID BUT I DON'T.
Cathy Brown's search for love
Chapter one: Worries…
Cathy sat there, just gazing out the window, not really aware of what was going on around her. She was thinking about love, she always zoned out when she was thinking about love, she had been in love before, well at least she thought she had. All the previous relationships she had been in had either ended in a divorce or a breakup, due to the guys only wanting her for sex and because her boobs were huge. She longed for the day when she would meet the one. She longed for a day where she would meet a nice girl who genuinely wanted to be with her and didn't just want to get into her pants. She knew there was that one special person for everyone in the world, but she also knew that sometimes people don't find that special person, and that scared her more than anything on the planet. "What if I never find my special someone?" She thought as a few tears started streaming down her cheeks. "What if I already saw him but just let him walk on by, and gave away my chance?" she thought as she started to cry harder, "What if I end up alone for the rest of my life?" She said to herself as she burst into tears. Cathy just sat there with her head in her hands bawling her eyes out completely unaware that Maria had heard her and had entered her room to make sure she was ok. "Cathy? What's wrong?" Maria asked, only to receive a terrified screech from Cathy. "JESUS MARIA! U SCARED THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME!" "CLEARLY" Maria yelled back covering her ears so Cathy's screams wouldn't deafen her. Maria was glad it was only Cathy and herself home or the two of them would be in extreme trouble with the rest of the family, after all it was nearly 3am. "I'm sorry I scared you Cathy, I just got home from work, and I heard you crying and I wanted to make sure you were ok." Maria stated, calming down. "Thankyou Maria, I'm sorry I screeched at you, I just... I just wish I could have what you have" "What? A crappy job that keeps you up until ridiculous hours of the morning?" joked Maria, "No!" scoffed Cathy, rolling her eyes. "I meant love. I mean you and Dermot are so happy together and I mean every guy I have ever been with has only ever wanted me because of the size of my boobs or to get into my pants" cried Cathy as she buried her head in her hands and cried hard. Maria rushed to her sister-in-law's side. "Cathy. Cathy my darling it's ok, you will find that special someone, I know you will, you just have to keep looking." Maria cooed, rubbing Cathy's back. "Really? You really think I could actually find my special someone?" cried Cathy looking at Maria through mountains of tears. "Of course I do. You're beautiful and I have seen more than one guy look twice at you" Maria cooed, now wrapping her arm around Cathy's shoulders. "You're right." Cathy stated, cheering up a bit. "Everyone has that special someone out there, and even though some people never find them, that's only because they give up or never even start looking." Cathy exclaimed as she wiped away the tears. "Exactly, I couldn't have said it better myself" Smiled Maria. "Now, I am extremely tired so I had better get to bed before I collapse from fatigue!" Maria stated stifling a yawn. Cathy however didn't have the same strength while tired and let out a huge yawn which broke Maria's strength as well. "My God I didn't realise how late it was." Cathy noted. "Yeah so if I were you I would get to bed" Maria added. "Goodnight Cathy" "Goodnight Maria and thankyou" "No problem, I'm happy to help, I'm always here if you need me." Maria replied leaving the room. Once Maria had left Cathy washed her face, changed into her pjs, and climbed into bed. She was asleep almost instantly. The next day both Cathy and Maria were asleep until noon, which caused Cathy to be on the receiving end of an extremely unwanted lecture from her brother. "You shouldn't be awake so late Cathy, I mean I can understand it from Maria because of her job, but you? Yours is just purely by choice." "I know Mark, but a lot of things happened last night ok" Cathy explained, looking over to Maria, who was giving her a sympathetic look. "Yes, I was with Cathy for a while last night, she had a lot of work to do," Maria continued. "Right well ok then, you should think about getting it done earlier next time" Mark replied. "Duly noted" Cathy retorted before mouthing a thankyou to Maria who mouthed a "Don't mention it" right back. The day progressed as normal although it seemed to go really slowly to Cathy. She went about her daily business, only she came across the forms... The online dating forms. Cathy wanted to find the right guy so badly, but she never could, so she resorted to online dating, but none of the "dates" had ever worked out. She shredded the info of all the "nice guys" so she didn't have to think about it anymore. Those dates were so horrible that she had blocked them out of her memory. One guy actually asked her if she could give him a kid to sell on the black market. Cathy was terrified; she had stayed up all night that night, just crying, and she had promised herself that she would never use internet dating again. Nobody knew that she had even resorted to online dating in the first place, not even Maria. But she knew that if anyone did find out, even if she wasn't doing it anymore, she could never live it down. So she decided to keep it as her little secret. When she had finished all her work for the day, she decided to go for a walk in the park. But that walk changed everything... in more ways than one.
Author's Note: Well that's chapter 1 finished, let me know what you guys think with a review. I've already written up to chapter 5 so they should be up shortly, but I still like nice reviews & CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM ONLY THANKYOU!
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