The Noble Beast and the Tainted Songbird
Key:
"Talking"
'Thinking'
Written
*Sound Effects*
"Beings of Power"
'Beings of Power'
Author's Notes
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its respective characters/ Jutsu.
Bone Graveyard
Rock Lee had just finished paying respects to his once most fearsome opponent, Kagura Kimimaru. Lee could hardly believe that he survived the encounter with the wielder of the Dead Bone Pulse, even with Garra's help, just a day ago. Lee turned around and started walking back and about half way, he saw a bunch of logs on the ground.
'When did those get there? Then again, I did come by here in the trees at first…' thought Lee. Then he come to a decision, he pulled out an egg timer and put it on a log, set for three hours. "Yosh! If I cannot stack all of these heavy logs in three hours, Then I, Rock Lee, The Noble Blue Beast of Konoha, shall take all of the contents of this pile to Konoha and place them where ever is directed!" Lee then began his self appointed rule.
Almost Three Hours Later
Lee was almost complete with his task, when he noticed something in the pile. A girl with redish-pink hair was knocked out and covered in the lumber. "Yosh! I'd better save this poor ailed flower!" He threw the remaining logs off of her, and the egg timer went off. Lee looks to his left and right to see the logs he had just thrown to the sides, not in the stack. He had waterfall tears flowing down his face. "Yosh! I have failed my noble act of youth!! However, If I cannot carry this blossoming beauty and three logs to Konoha, I will carry the ten logs at a time!!" He pulled out some ninja wire and tied the Girls arms and legs around him so she wouldn't fall, and took off in a cloud of dust. "THE FIRE OF YOUTH!!!!!"
Konoha Gates
Izumo and Kotetsu, the two who are always guarding the gates, were at there posts, bored.
"Man," wined Kotetsu, "It's so boring here."
"Maybe you should join Iruka and become a teacher." Responded Izumo
"No way, you know I'm not good with kids! I just wish something would happen."
*Rumble, Rumble* "You just had to say it, didn't you!"
With a cry of, "YOUTH!!!" Lee burst through the gates. Kotetsu looked on with shock, while Izumo just sighed.
"Was that-"
"Yep"
"With three-"
"Yep"
"And a girl?"
"Yep"
They settled into a comfortable silence before realization dawned on them. "Wait. GIRL?!?!?"
There, that's the first chapter. This came to me in a dream, along with some funny voices that I will start adding there conversations to my stories since they won't go away now, and they are pretty funny. Oddly enough, the voices are eerily similar to my OC's… Oh well. And on another note, No Kotetsu and Izumo do not think Lee and/or Gai are gay, it's just, how many time's has these two run in the village carring someone, let alone a female? Now that I have cleared that up, No fans will beat the crap out of me. ' I hope'….
