disclaimer- me no own harry potter.
see a/n below for explanation.
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Status update:
HARRY POTTER IS… setting up his HogBook nd WizTwitter nd Wandlr accounts. STupid muggle internet is confusing.
Ron is online
Hermione is online
Ron: well tht took way to long to set up.
Hermione: too, not to, ron
Harry is online
Ron: wow u cant even let go of grammar on hb chat can u?/?/
Harry: hb?
Ron: hogbook
Draco is online
Draco: omfg wtf is up w/ dumblrdors new rules i mean like it's like stfu old man no 1 cares. lol rofl lmao hahahhhahaaa
Hermione: …
Ron: …
Harry: O.e
Draco: sry i wuz readng pansy's manual on how 2 type muggle
Hermione: do u even know what half of those things meant?
Draco: pshhh duhh i do hermoine.
Neville is online
Pansy is online
George is online
Draco: wtf = who's the freak
stfu = shoot the fcking uglies
lol- lie out loud
rofl- reeks of fcking losers
teh other ones i just used cuz they sounded kewl
Pansy: *sigh* draco u loser… nd only girls ssay kewl
Ron: i say kewl!
George: case in point
Neville: why is draco even here?
Draco: cuz i want to b here u hve problems w/ that longbuttocks?/?
Neville: Dumbledore said no online bullying
Draco: nd i say bull$hit to dumbledore
Dumbledore is online
Dumbledore: wassup my homecanines?
Snape is online
McGonagall is online
McGonagall: *shakes head*
Snape: It's "home dog" Dumbledore, and no one even says that.
Dumbledore: R u kidding me, i totes speak their hip lingo. i am one with the radical teen.
Pansy: There draco, some1 else who read my manual wrong.
Dumbledore: watt manual? dobby taught me everything i know LOL
Harry: oh he did not just use lol…
Ron: how cud i not have noticed he was gay before?
Harry: Idk we all make practices
Harry: *mistkaes
Harry: **mistakes
Harry: omigod stupid autocorrect on my HogPhone. Dumbledore how did it even get practices out of mitkes?
Harry: *MISTAKES!1!11!1!
Dumbledore: omg idk harry i think it's totes effed up tho. snape go fix that its like screwy.
Snape: Dumbledore, I think we should talk about your manner of speaking…
Dumbledore: Don't be such a prude grammar freak.
Hermione: …hey… :(
Dumbledore: ooops LOL sry girlfriend, my bad.
Dobby is online
Dumbledore: hey-hey dobs, what's up G?
Dobby: I see u took my advice.
Harry: Dobby, I don't wnt u teaching Dumbedore how to talk anymore
Dobby: But harry…
Harry: No more.
McGonagall: I agree.
Dumbledore: ….shawty got it goin' on….
Pansy: O.o
Harry: …..
Ron: o.O
Hermione: … oh wow.
Dobby: ooh i 3 that muggle song Dumbledore!
Dumbledore: i have it stuck in my head! along wit that ke$ha chick… totally digging her…
Dobby: go insane, go insane, throw sum glitter make it rain on em
Dumbledore: let me see them hands, let me let me see them hands
Dobby: this place about to blow blow
Ron: THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLO-OH-OH-OH-OH-OOOHOHOW
Ron: …sry, cudnt resist.
Harry: u kno that song? friendship officially ended.
Draco: *has image of dobby, dumbeldore, nd weasley all singing blow with kesha makeup on*
Draco: …
Draco: …
Draco: *dies from mental image*
Dumbledore: Don't be so overdramatic Draco…. anyway who wnts to hear some yo mamma jokes?
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long author's note:
okay so… let me explain. i got my wisdom teeth removed two days ago, and if you've ever gotten that done… you know it's not fun, and means days in bed with nothing to do except… well, except what you just read above. i'm kind of ashamed to post this but i got the idea from some of the other fics and i wanted to post my own.
i was thinking of doing chapters with wiztwitter (twitter) and wandlr (tumblr). should i?
umm on another note, my inkpop account is officially active. I am under the name "InsufferableKnowItAll" and I have two pieces posted. One is a short story, and one is a full-length book. I just started the book so i don't think you can read it yet (the site doesn't allow viewing until you've posted a certain amount of words) but it's about a girl who becomes pregnant in high school. it's not humorous like my usual work, but i think it could be going somewhere.
the short story is "the first time…" and the book is "little mistake".
thanks for bearing through my stupid boredom work! :)
~potato
