Author's Note: It's a new series, and yes there will be A LOT of 4th wall breaks, so let's get this cleared up first. WARNING: THE STORY MAY INCLUDE CENSORED CUSS WORDS, DEATH, BLOOD, SUICIDE, DEPRESSION, INSANITY, SPLIT PERSONAS AND MORE. PROCEED IF YOU ARE ALLOWED.

Wow, I can't believe I'm going to write something like this. Whelp, I would just have to defend myself from bad feedback sooo… Anyways, I AM NOT DEAD! I will also still continue my Undertale fanfic, but I'm in a writer's block right now, and I'm Sans lazy. Anyways, keep in mind the word FISH is used to censor words, although the characters would literally be saying fish so it's kind of useless once I put it into perspective, but you get the idea! Anyways, ONWARDS AOSHIMA!

Unknown: You'll see me in this chapter! Also, I'm NOT Charoite, she's right over here though.

Charoite: Hi! Hey, say your quote!

Unknown: Anyways, remember readers, our reality is a screen, our stories a new blank page, buy pastries, see ya!


Shattered (A Gravity Falls fanfic): chapter 1, Prologue

Our story begins in the year 1855, the beginning of summer, April 15. Setting? Gravity Falls. Where in Gravity Falls? Oh, in a cave somewhere around the mountain-ish area here in Oregon, in a cave. Now when I say a cave, don't think of it as a dark place filled with spiders, instead think of it being a gigantic cave system turned into a society filled with light and spiders. Yeah, adding the spider part of it would be a little creepy but just think of a spider restaurant with spider customers and service, of course many other creatures can come and is a bit popular with some folks as they'd come for tea, ignoring the variety of creatures surrounding him/her, thinking they were hallucinating. The humans there usually had just wandered around and found this place, though history states that humans went here in the woods to be missing, to be hidden, to die, and others to disappear. There were normal immortal spiders (all spiders from this kingdom were immortal), winged spiders and the leaders being anthropomorphic spiders, so yep. A spider kingdom, more like an incredibly gigantic town than a kingdom though.

Plays intro theme…

There's something more to this,

Don't be scared!

That we have missed.

We're born prepared!

Things around here are suspicious.

For this journey,

Full of mystery.

Who can we put our trust in?

Time to explore this wonder,

What have they all been hiding?

Reach answers that we hunger,

Secrets that lie in shadow…

Discover the truths hidden,

How much do they all know?!

We can't run,

Trust no one!

A place so full of mystery,

Take my hand and we'll see all,

Is just a puzzle a puzzle to be solved!

The secrets of Gravity Falls!

Catherine's POV

So the king (spider) and queen's (The queen is a human) daughter, me, Natalie C. (Catherine, people usually just call me this.) Webb, who was a 1,100 year old spider (11 in spider terms, considering these spiders were immortals,) with dark periwinkle hair, 8 black eyes, mauve skin, and 8 limbs wearing an Autumn dress was exploring with my friend Quincy S. (Silk) Nava, a 1,099 year-old angel-winged spider that emits a soft dark blue light. (Yes, "somehow" related to Navi.) We were two young female spiders walking in a forest when they reached their predestined destination. This was a glade with a wide sparkling pond, though fish never swim in it as it would turn them crystal clear, invisible even, so even if there were some, you wouldn't notice. The glade was surrounded by trees and was covered in daffodils, dandelions, sunflowers, and other flowers but there were mostly violets. For some reason, not that many people came here, probably because they were stuck in the forest wandering around in circles. Oh well.

We mostly came here just to chat and daydream, sometimes bring live fish into the pond every now and then. Then we met some… unlikely characters.

When the two girls came there, they saw 3 kids swimming in the water. Hmm, they have some fake nets so I guess they know about the fish swimming about in there. One of them was a healthy boy, a neon yellow blonde with black eyes, and was wearing a yellow shirt and shorts, probably about 11. The other boy was a short chubby child with blonde hair with a blue tint to it (How odd…) with dark blue eyes, and was wearing a blue shirt and shorts, probably about 6. Then there was the skinny girl with blonde hair with a green tint to it (Well, I guess I should learn more about human genetics…) with bluish green eyes, and was wearing a green swimsuit, most likely 8 years old. There were some bags that were on the cut down logs, they probably own them. But still, how did they find this place? Then, the pure blonde kid saw us. His eyes were filled with shock and fear, but quickly turned into wonderment and joy.

"Whoa." the kid simply said. The other 2 heard him and averted their eyes from the water and looked at the two of us. Their eyes instantly filled with curiosity and joy. Well, these were the first humans who actually realized that we were real because the others were drunk. The full blonde was the first one to snap out of his trance and walked towards us, and said, "Umm… Hi?" I told him our names and we soon learned that the kids were siblings, blonde guy being Bill or Billy who was 11 years old, bluish guy is Damian who was 5 years old, and the little girl was Ellie who was 9 years old. We asked them where they lived, and they pointed to a very tall tree (not the tallest one though) and only then we noticed that it had a window. So THAT'S where the smoke was coming from… Anyway, they asked some questions, from where we lived to what we do. After a whole hour of talking, they invited us to swim with them, and we reluctantly agreed. (Good thing our clothes were water-proof…) Afterwards, we became friends.

For the past year, we continued to play together, and I slowly became attracted with Bill. So, one night, when we were having a sleep-over in their tree house, I asked the age-old question, Will We Fall In Love? Just kidding, that's not what I said, though I would have if GMM was a show back then. Instead, I asked if he like-liked me. You know what he said? He said YES as he warmly smiled at me. YES! I felt my heart flutter all around my chest and we warmly hugged each other.

After 2 months, Ellie became sick with an unknown disease. She was puking all over the place and her forehead was hot, even though she felt cold. I asked my parents about it, but no one knew what to do. No one knew how to help.

4 months later, it was Bill's twelfth birthday, October 15, 1856. We were in our beautiful glade and it had a mini potato farm tucked away in a corner surrounded by webbing now. He was opening his gifts and got a journal from Damian who was now 6, a physics book from Ellie who was now 10 but was getting worse, a bow tie made of fine black string Quincy, and I gave him a beautifully-carved cane and a golden pocket-watch that was scripted at the bottom saying, "Cherish your time with others, and make the most of it all." Suddenly, the ground shook and the gorgeous cake I baked for him almost fell off the tree stump table.

Everything became a gray color, and time seemed to stand still. A large portal appeared in the sky, and a one-eyed red triangle with a top hat and a monocle burst out of it. "Well, well, well, look who we have here. She doesn't seem to be getting better." said the red triangle. "You know you could always jus-""NO! We'll find a cure! She will make it!" yelled Bill, cutting of the demon's remark. The red dorito simply just laughed at him. "Really? What makes you think that you'll find a cure? Face it kid, she is practically dead now, and she won't have a chance if you don't make a deal with me. Besides, we're both in a tight spot here." Xen replied "Who is that?!" Damian asked. "He is the family dream demon named Xen; he haunted our family for a few generations." Bill , "Ummm, what is the deal?" "Oh nothing, just that Romeo here will become a demon and work for my boss with me and Damian will become one as well, and I'll save Ellie. Though I can only turn her into a demon as well to do that, so basically the three will become demons and I'll be entwined with Bill and work for my boss." Xen explained. "Like I said, I'm in a tough situation here because of a debt I owe." "How can we trust you?" Bill asked. "You can't. But let's just say you can. Tick tock kid, she doesn't have that much time kid." Bill looked at his sister and saw how pale she was and was taking mouthfuls of air. "Fine, Xen. Deal."Bill finally replied. The two then shook hand and a blue fire covered their hands. Then, Xen, Bill, Ellie, and Damian fell limp and floated up the air and a bright light engulfed the area. When Catherine opened her eyes again, she saw a blue square, a green circle, and a yellow triangle slowly drift to the ground. "Ummm… well that just happened." Quincy said. I simply said, "Fish."


Author's Note:

So yeah, that just happened. I'll update next week maybe when THE SEASON FINALE IS OUT! WOOHOO!

Ahem, anyway, see ya later!