~AN- So, this is my first story posted on here. Please be kind and give actual reviews if you give any. I would love constructive criticism. It's a simply beautiful thing. However, "This Story IS Awful!" is not constructive criticism.

Anyway onto the plot of the story. This Will contain Weasly/Dumbledore bashing with a potential for Hermione/McGonagall bashing later EVEN THOUGH they are two of my favorite characters. This is a Dark! Dumbledore, Dark-Fem-Slytherin! Harry. It is a Tiny bit of a crossover with some of my favorite myths being added into the story. Later on if this takes off it may become a Harry/Luna/OC pairing though let's just see where it goes from here. ~

~Plot: What if the goblins noticed the odd changes in a certain head master and Unauthorized access to certain vault. What if they decided to contact one Miss. Helena Lilly Layla Potter? What if Miss. Potter was taken from the Dursleys, what if Our Harry Potter was a girl, in slytherin, and Dumbledore wasn't the Grandfatherly figure we thought he was? ~

~Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling Does.

There were two pops as an older lady and gentleman appeared watching a very average seeming house, the house being Number 4 Privet Drive. The lady looked helplessly at the older man. Soon the sound of a motorcycle filled the darkened street and a friendly looking giant of a man stepped off of the now landed motorcycle. The gentleman took a small bundle from the giant man's arms cradling it close and secretly glaring at the baby hidden within the folds of the blanket.

"Please Headmaster, they really are the worst sort of muggles around. I watched how they treat their own Son! Please Dumbledore, Don't leave her there with them." The older lady begged again to the older man but Dumbledore just smiled softly, and shook his head a dark twinkle in his eyes. He had his own plans for the child and for the child to have no will against him was one of them.

"No Professor McGonagall, the child must be with them. The Dursleys are the child's last blood relatives. As long as its home the blood wards will keep the child safe within them from all the death eaters still on the loose. As much as I hate it, it is for the greater good Professor. Though now, I believe you and Hagrid need to head back to Hogwarts now. To keep this place hidden." He smiled softly and gave a small shooing motion with his hand to the two others then watched as they left disappearing into the night then waits till the distant sound of a motorcycle fades into the distance. Then he turns and destroying the letter from McGonagall and sets the child in a basket on the door step with a letter of his own.

"Soon we will meet again. May they treat you well, Helena Lilly Potter. My tool against the dark." With those final words he strode into the night disappearing with a flash and a pop. The Female Dursley looking rather like a giraffe stepped out and picked up the letter reading and a slow shark like smile crossed her face as she grabbed the basket and took the now wakening child into the house screaming for her husband and son to get down to the kitchen her eyes hard and excited.

For the young child the night had taken a turn, one that wasn't in her favor.

Dear Mister and Misses Dursley,

It has come to my attention that you are the last living blood relations of the Daughter of Lilly Potter. It has also come to my attention that you hate said mother and child. This is why I am leaving Helena Lilly Potter with you. Firstly, so that you and the child are protected, and secondly so that you can rid her of the will to disobey. He magic is bound so only a few Accidents can happen. Have fun with the child but leave her pure in all senses. If I find you have used her our contract is void. As such for your care you will receive 6,000 a month for her care.

Take care,

Headmaster of Hogwarts, Dumbledore.

AN: I am sorry if this chapter was short but the next chapter should be decently longer. I had fun writing this though it seems I have only added to my hatred of the Dursleys and Dumbledork. I did like him at times in the books but as I grow older I find myself disliking him more and more.