Finally! I decided to make a Septimus Heap fanfic! Alright, so this is gonna be... interesting. Umm... oh, never mind a long opening comment! But, before we start, I must say this. Down with Darke Magyk


Ever wanted to run down the street in your pajamas yellin "I did it! I can bring a ghost back from the dead using reincarnation!"? If so, sorry, but I beat ya to it! Sure, people are looking at me like I'm a total lunatic! But it will be worth it to see Jenna's face when she finds out. Her friend is the reason I spent three years looking for a way to reincarnate a ghost. Wanna know why? Because he is like the only ghost who suffers bullying. How? Other ghosts make fun of him because he is confined to two places. The ramblings and the marram marshes. Well, that and the castle kitchens. So he needs a new life. Wanna know the most ironic part of the spell? the charm is a plastic bone fragment. They were the nearest thing, so...

Oh, there's the castle. I run across the drawbridge. I rush to the the nearest maid.

"Can you go get Jenna for me? it's urgent!" I say, The maid nods and runs off. she comes back a few minutes later with a sleepy looking girl in a purple night gown with a crown atop her head.

"Wassup?" Jenna says.

"Jenna, get Jake! I've done it!" She immediately snaps to attention and runs off. She comes back with a mopey ghost with red hair, shocking blue eyes and many, many freckles who wears a faded red shirt and faded black leggings.

"What is it?" The child says grumpily.

"Jake, I can give you another chance at life. Are you willing to except." Jake looks at me for second, hesitant. He was killed by magic, so he doesn't really trust it.

"A-are you sure it's ready? I don't wanna disappear like my friend did." He said. His friend Eric had disappeared a few months ago, and was never seen again because of my reincarnation spell. or so we thought.

"Jake, Eric didn't disappear." I said.

"Then what did happen." Jake said, and Jenna suddenly smiled, understanding.

"He was reborn." I said. Jake looked at me, understanding now donning on his face.

"And I can be too?" He said, "I can maybe be renamed Jared, maybe? Like I have always wanted?"

"Yes, but it will be a few months." I said. Jake nodded and spread his arms out, ready for impact. I took out a bone fragment and read the spell. Jake stood there, or, rather, floated there for a few seconds before dispersing into thin air.

"Do you think it worked, Beetle?" Jenna asked

"I think so, Jen, I think so."

-9 months later-

"He is beautiful, Sep." I said. Septimus looked at me and smiled.

"Thanks Beetle." He said. Then he sighed, "To bad his mother died in the after his birth, and that he is not really mine. His father died while sailing. So I agreed to adopt him." I nodded. Everyone knew this. I looked at the boy and smiled. He had red hair, shocking blue eyes, and freckles all over his body.

"His parents were wizards, right? So he can get an apprenticeship." I said. Septimus nodded.

"What's the little guy's name?" Jenna suddenly walked in. Septimus rubbed his beard, thinking. I had a sudden thought that would alert Jenna to who this kid really was.

"How about Jared?" I said casually. Septimus smiled and nodded.

"Jared. I like that. Thanks, Beetle." He said. Jenna smiled knowingly. This kid's life would be quite interesting to watch.


Bet you didn't expect Beetle to be the inventor of Reincarnation! Pretty neat, huh? Well, Bye!