Stop stealing all of the cool phrases!- a Kato Shingetsu one shot.
Summary: This was a conversation between myself and Benniisan. After using one of Sora's phrases, Kato decides that the Kingdom Hearts hero has waaaay to many good lines.
Disclaimer: I, Kato Shingetsu, do not own the copy rights to Kingdom Hearts.
It all began on either a Friday or Saturday. It's impossible to tell which day. Anyway, Kato Shingetsu was having a conversation with a person named Ben, who was given the title Niisan (Japanese for older brother).
" One day" Kato said with a smile, " I'm ganna go to Japan and eat lots of food. And candy too"
Kato was a big fan of Japanese cuisine and candy. Not only did she want to stuff her mouth with pocky, but also green tea ice-cream, kompeito and many of the other famous candies Japan had to offer.
" I'd like to go to Japan too", Ben said, " Mainly for the video games"
Kato poked her fingers together, " I also want to visit a Shinto shrine and send a prayer to heaven so my career can take off"
It was then that Ben gave one of those 'Oo;;;' looks. It was a look that said, "Huh?wtf".
" Me too" Ben said.
It was a weird moment. After all the two were kind of similar. This conversation just proved it.
" I think you're my doppelganger" Kato said to Ben.
Yet again Ben gave another 'Oo;;;;' look to Kato.
" Unlikely" Ben said to Kato.
There was a small period of silence that made Kato get nervous. So Kato decided to add something in the name of friendship.
" LET'S GO TOGETHER!" Kato said excitedly with a wide grin on her face.
Ben looked at Kato and blinked.
" You just quoted Sora…" Ben said dully, he went back to reading his manga.
Kato had a shocked look on her face.
' I quoted that 16 year old boy?!?!?' Kato thought still frozen in the same possition, ' H-how?'
Well Kato's brain registered this as a threat to her intelligence and decided to go do something about it.
" I'm going to go punch Sora in the face!" Kato shouted and ran off.
" That's nice Kato" Ben said, not looking up from his manga.
So Kato, using her awesome writing powers wrote herself into Destiny Islands. It's an easy thing to do on the count of every twat being able to put themselves into the story, making them into a key blade master when clearly they have no purpose.
Just LIKE KAIRI!!!…….
Ahem..anyway.
Kato found Sora's new house and thought about her plan.
" Just knock on the door…wait for Sora..and punch him in the face" Kato said silently.
Kato knocked on the door.
" Maybe I'm being too rash" Kato said as she waited for the door to open, " I mean after all I really would like Niisan and I to go Japan. What's wrong with us going together and eating pocky"
" Excuse me"
" I mean sure airfare is going to be expensive" Kato said triumphantly to the air, " But I'm sure I can work hard"
" Helllloo?"
Kato decided, " I'm going to keep on truckin'!"
" HEY!"
Kato turned back to the door way to see Sora standing there.
" Can I help you?" Sora asked.
Kato stammered for an answer…but in the end….
'SMACK!'
" THAT'S FOR HAVING TOO MANY COOL PHRASES!" Kato shouted at the now unconscious Sora. She walked off.
End. And a reminder- Don't punch Sora in the face…it's not cool
Oh p.s- Kompeito is sugar star candy. Simular to rock candy.
