Disclaimer: I do not own any of the following Stargate characters as I am only borrowing them and I will give them back
This FanFic is dedicated to my dear friend Sharna and her unhealthy obsessions with General Hammond.
General Hammond's Priceless Stilettos
"Sir", cried Jack up from the stargate command center, "We've only got enough power to keep the stargate running for one more minute. Time was of the essence here and General Hammond had to get through the stargate before it was too late.
"I don't care Jack", the General replied back, "I will not leave my new pair of stilettos behind!" General Hammond now Transsexual Hammond had caught the heel of his new stilettos in the grate of the stargate platform and was refusing to take them off and leave them behind.
"Sir" Jack pleaded to this strange yet amusing womanly like man, "You have only got thirty two seconds left, you have another twenty six pairs packed in your luggage." The General coming out about his fetish two weeks before had taken Jack along with him to pick out new frocks, wigs and shoes before he was to go through the stargate to a planet in Tranny Galaxy. Jack wasn't so sure of the idea at first but it proved a most enjoyable day. He loved to see the store attendant's faces when the General would ask them, "Can I try this dress on please", or "Can you please get me the next size up in this". But there was no time for jack to think about these things, the base had only enough power to open up the stargate to this galaxy for only twenty eight more seconds.
"Sir" Jack cried one more time but was not able to finish the rest of his sentence. A loud groan was heard from the platform to the stargate and Jack watched Hammond's face as he stared in horror. The platform could not withstand the weight of General Hammond.
"Take the damn shoes off and leave them behind!" Jack screamed as he clutched the microphone that boomed into the stargate room but by then it was too late. The platform jolted and the first corner started to sink. Then the second corner collapsed until it hit the floor with a huge boom. Everybody looked down at the collapsed platform to see that General Hammond was ok. A sigh of relief fell over everyone before they could see the activated stargate falling forward towards Hammond. Every body screamed as they thought the falling stargate would crush this overweight transsexual in his feathery negleshey. Expecting to see Hammond appear through the other side of the fallen stargate, everybody peered over the glass that separated the stargate room from the command center. Just as Samantha was the last one to peer over, the stargate event horizon closed only to reveal a pair of stilettos, trapped in the grate of the stargate platform.
This FanFic is by Michael.
