Authors Note: A lot of other fandoms will be added to this, Gabi, another writer wrote the 1st part and I write after the line break. This is supposed to be crack.
Most of the universe was calm and relaxed; with most of the stars, planets, and other flying objects doing what a collection of stars, planets, and flying objects usually do as a solar system-nothing but traveling around and looking pretty. However- only most of the universe was like this. There was just one planet, pretty far off, that was wilding out completely- the planet, Irk.
"My fellow Irkens," boomed the almighty Tallests, Purple and Red, as they stood before a crowd of hundreds of thousands of smaller Irkens that surrounded them in the decorated armada ship. "Welcome- to the celebration of our Operation: Impending Doom 2 success!"
There was a roar of cheers and hollers from the Irkens– who, by the way, were all dressed in their usual uniforms, along with some brightly colored party hats. That's right. The Irkens had just successfully completed their latest mission- Operation: Impending Doom 2- and they had completed it with victorious results. They pretty much conquered the whole universe! After all that work, they finally did it! And now, all that was left to do was celebrate and plan for their next evil endeavors!
"Ah, yes- we can see that you are all filled with much joy about this astonishing accomplishment!" exclaimed Tallest Red, smiling brightly as he held boxes of celebratory junk food under his arms.
Tallest Purple nodded happily. "After all this time- we've finally taken over the universe! Let us rejoice, and stuff our mouths with the tastes and sounds of victory!"
And he didn't have to tell anyone that twice! As soon as he finished speaking, he whipped out a gigantic stereo and began to blast dark, yet triumphant sounding music. He and Red then grabbed a box of snacks for each of themselves and dug right in. This was a clear sign that the party had officially begun.
So, the Irkens did just that! They danced, and ate, and talked, and ate; and ate, and ate some more! Oh, what a celebration it was! N one could deny it- this was one amazing feat, and a great new feeling of awesomeness was certainly sweeping across Irk at the moment.
There was this one little Irken, however- a young one who was part of the armada- who was actually enjoying the party himself. But, unfortunately- it would be his statement of realization that would end everything. "Hey, wait…" He began, his face stuffed with snacks. "If we've taken over the whole universe… we'd have to have Earth under our control, too! But… we haven't taken over Earth yet!"
And just like that, the whole party shut down. Everyone stood, also coming upon the sudden realization that Earth was still free.
The Tallests looked at each other for a good moment, both of their mouths filled with donuts and other snacks. Then, they squinted at each other.
"Earth…."
6 Months Later:
After remembering about the forgotten planet, Earth, The Irkens decided they needed to do what the failure, Zim, could not. They had to invade and take over Earth, which from what they had observed so far, would be an easy as hell mission.
The whole armada decided to go, even the Tallests main ship, The Massive. It took 6 Earth months to get there, but that was no time, in comparison to Irk's years.
After spending the time eating, training, eating and preparing weapons, they reached the Earth's atmosphere and all went into separate voot cruisers, which were smaller ships that the Irkens used for travel, except for The Tallest themselves, who stayed on The Massive.
On Earth, after parking and disguising their ships as normal Earth cars, they openly walked around as Irkens with no disguises, knowing they'd have everything conquered, soon.
After a while of walking around with mutters of "Earth is so plain." And "How unadvanced!" remarks, the Irkens finally came across some humans. The humans, however, were doing something quite odd, and inhumane.
Ed and Alphonse Elric stood across from Envy, the jealous homunculi who had dark green long palm-tree like hair.
Ed and Alphonse drew transmutation circles on the pavement, then it was as if power was given to them, by some magic source, Alchemy. Ed manipulated the ground to come up and try and attack Envy, who jumped over it and transformed his arm into a blade and lunged at Ed.
"Brother!" Alphonse's surprisingly unthreatening voice came from the giant suit of armor, blocking Envy's blade arm, only getting a scratch on his armor.
In the meantime, The Irkens watched with astonishment. "How'd he do that…?" Splag asked, now needing to know.
Yipen pointed at the circle on the ground. "The circle is magic! The circle is magic!"
Chirz nodded. "What is it!?"
"Quickly! Draw one!" Splag demanded. Yipen got a laser gun from his pak and carved what he saw into the ground. As the circle started glowing, Alphonse and Ed had gotten the upper hand on Envy, and Ed noticed the glowing circle.
Ed ran over to the Irkens and started raging. "Are you idiots!? Don't mess with alchemy if you have no idea what it even is look you all look confused what the hell-!?" Alphonse pulled his brother back and apologized, as the Irkens walked away.
"So…this alchemy seems important to these humans…" Splag smirked.
"What!? That metal one was not human!" Chirz screamed.
"That's not important right now!" Splag yelled.
"Come to think of it, were any of them human…?" Yipen thought, out loud.
"Guys! Listen!" Splag grabbed the large groups attention. "We just found an extremely powerful tool." He said. "We need to use it." The whole group nodded in agreement.
"I hope this planet has snacks…" One Irken muttered, and they all went off on a snack mission, satisfied with their new discovery.
Authors Note: Hope you enjoyed, more will be posted soon!
