A/N-Robin finds something of Regina's...

Robin was putting his clothes in his dresser, making sure they were folded just right so that Regina would not give him that look again. He would always remember that look she had given him when she had found his clothes just thrown in the dresser. He smiled lightly, as he did enjoy teasing her. Once he was finished, he moved to his side of the walk in closet to get a nice shirt to wear for tonight's get together with David, Mary Margaret, Emma and Hook. This was going to be one of the first family dinners with all of them together, since Zelena had been outed on her wicked plan to make Robin think he had fathered her child, turns out the father was an old rival of his.

The Sheriff of Nottingham.

Robin was reaching for a box where he kept his shoes, when he saw a box he had never seen before. Curious, he opened it up and saw a long purple object. He looked at it one way, and then another but had no clue what it was. He finished dressing and made his way downstairs, with the purple object.

Roland and Henry were outside in the backyard playing Dark Knights and Thieves. The rest of them were just beginning to sit in the dining room table.

"Regina, I was getting my clothes out of our closet, when I found this," Robin said as he was holding the object. "What is it?"

Hook upon seeing it, spit out the sweet tea he had been drinking.

"Oh my," Mary Margaret said quietly.

"Really," Emma said as the rest of them turned their heads.

"Robin! Give me that," Regina said as Robin watched the woman he loved, face turn a bright shade of red. He couldn't tell what was wrong, was she angry or? Regina took the object and headed out of the dining room and up the stairs to their bedroom.

"I don't quite understand what I did?" Robin said. "Was that a magical object?"

"Well in one way it can be," Hook said as Emma slapped him on the shoulder, hard. "Not that you need one love."

"Hook!" David said as he looked at Emma. "We don't need to hear this."

"It's not like I'm a teenager," Emma said as she looked at her father.

"What was that object, and why was Regina upset?" Robin asked.

"Uh, mate how about we go into the living room and I'll explain," Hook said as the two men left the dining room.

"Uh, let's see, how do I put this the right way?" Hook said as he tried to piece his thoughts together. "Oh bloody hell, there's no other way to say this, you just brought Regina's vibrator out for everyone to see."

"What's a vibrator?" Robin asked, still not clear what the fuss was about.

"It's a woman's pleasure toy," Hook said as Robin still looked confused. "Robin, it's so that a woman can have an orgasm."

"Oh no," Robin said as he realized what he had done, he had just shown everyone what Regina had once used.

"Yeah, good luck with that one," Hook said as he patted his friend on the back as Robin went upstairs in search of Regina. He found her in their bedroom, he could tell she was upset.

"Regina, I'm so sorry. I honestly didn't know what it was," Robin said as Regina turned around to look at him.

"I know, I don't know why I still had it. I honestly have forgotten about it," Regina said.

"Can I ask you if you still use it?" Robin asked.

"I haven't used it in forever, especially since a certain thief came into my life," Regina admitted.

"Good, cause trust me milady, I'll give you all the pleasure you could ever wish for," Robin said as he placed his hands on her hips and backed her up against the wall.

"Robin, we can't, we have a house full of people. They will know what we're doing," Regina said as he picked her up, right under the butt and carried her over to the bed and laid her on it, laying on top of her.

"Oh, I wouldn't dream of it," Robin said.