The Harvest Moon Story
This is a story about a farmer named Guy. He was happily married and had a two-headed son. He had a purple cow, a green dog, a pink elephant. He also had a pond with the world's largest orange hippo. Anyway, one day, he was riding his purple cow to the store. Then, a portal came out of no where. So, Guy went in there. Then, the ghost of fairness and stuff appears. Apparently, Guy has been cheating on his wife with a girl named Bobette. So, the ghost of fairness and stuff killed him. Then, the ghost of fairness and stuff who is a guy married Guy's wife.
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