Tigerstar stared at the silver thing across from him. It was called a "laptop." Tigerstar poked it.

"Can I help you?"

Tigerstar yelped and jumped backwards. "IT TALKS!" He ran in a circle around his office until he face planted on the floor.

"Okay, I know Steve Jobs said to serve anyone, but we are serving cats now? That's new?"

"Are you an alien?"

"Um no?"

"What are you? Do you come in pieces? I have stick if the answer is no…"

"Pieces? I come in peace- if you haven't paid yet."

"You happen to have a pie with you?"

"Would you like to play minecraft?" Steve named after his curator, open his lid.

Tigerstar grabbed his stick and poked him again.

"What are you poking me?"

Tigerstar crept closer and then…POKE!

"OWIE!" Steve hacked into the military and stole a gun. "Give Apple all you money or else!"

"I LIKE PIE!" Just then a giant pie walked in. "I'm a pie."

Tigerstar screamed and ran around in circles until he fell on his face. "I got a Owie! Mommmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!"

"Honey, hold on. I just have to kill this zombie." Leopardfoot leaned over Steve her teeth locked in concentration.

Just then it started raining pies.

A unicorn jumped out and yelled at Steve that Apple had ruined its existence. The giant pie ate it.

Tigerstar grabbed the computer and ran out of his office. Everyone ran after him.

"MINE!"

Steve smiled. "Take that Androids, Apple rules!"

Tigerstar jumped off a cliff and used Steve to fly to safety. There he fell on his face.

Steve rolled his apple and played wrecking ball while he and Tigerstar rode a wrecking ball through New York.

"Run!"

Then he and Tigerstar played patty-cake on the Golden Gate Bridge. Well at least they tried to. Steve didn't have any hands…

"I have a new best friend!" Tigerstar jumped on a plane and he and Steve watched airplane.

"Now lets see Jaws!"

"Sure! But first let us wait till its midnight! Then we'll go into very deep waters. That way it won't be as scary!"

"Okay!"

Tigerstar had nightmares years after that. A shark swallowed Siri. Steve said she was annoying anyway.

Then Brokenstar tried to steal Steve, which ended in Godzilla eating him. Don't ask how. Long story…

Then the Androids raged war on Apple. This event was weird because Tigger was found furiously battling Tigerstar. Tigger sat on him. It was then that the giant pie returned and ate everyone. But they ate themselves out again.

Apple won because Tigerstar found a hammer.

Then Tigerstar and Steve played minecraft for hour until the zombies crawled out of the game and they had to run for their lives singing jingle bells.

Tigerstar then proposed to Steve who accepted and they were soon happily married. Then Justin Bieber was eaten and everyone was happy.

Barney came along and Garfield sat on him. Squashed flat. Like a pancake. Then Tigerstar and Steve lived happily ever after.

That is until a pie ate them.

Do I pass?