The morning of the last Goonie Weekend. I didn't want it to be but thanks to the jerk Troy Perkins and his dad my only friends had to leave the goondocks. I got up and brushed my pink hair and put it in a side ponytail. Yep I was in a higher class Oregon family and my hair was pink. Luckily I was the baby so I could to anything I wanted. I put on my Cyndi Lauper T-shirt turned tank top with pink suspenders and my jeans. Putting on my lime green doc martens I left the house. I biked down to the Goondocks. I hopped Mikeys fence and politely knocked on the door.

"Hey Tunes." Mikey said and let me in. Tunes was my goonie name because I loved singing especially Cyndi Lauper. Mouth was already there and Brand was working out as usual.

"Hey Mikey, Brand, Mouth what's going on?" I asked.

"Oh I'm bagging on Brand because he failed his drivers test so we're stuck here." Mouth said I just shook my head in disappointment. Then the bell rang.

"Jerk alert!" Mouth called.

"Hey guys you gotta let me in! I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!" Chunk said.

"First you gotta do the Truffle shuffle!"

"But tunes is here!" He said.

"I won't look Chunk." I replied.

"There she won't look now do it!"Mouth said.

"Come on!"Chunk begged.

"DO IT!" And he did shaking his gut but I was grateful to my promise and didn't look.

"Alright thats enough Mouth." Mikey said thank god he was there. Poor Chunk.

"Alright." Mouth said and Mikey pulled the switch to let Chunk in.

"You guys shoulda' seen it." Chunk sounded so amazed. "Cop cars...chasin' this four wheel deal It was the most amazing thing I ever saw."

"More amazing than the time Michael Jackson came to your house to use the bathroom?" Mikey asked.

"Or the time you ate your weight in Godfather's Pizza?"Mouth asked.

"Or the time you told me Cyndi Lauper made you cookies?" I asked.

"Alright those things didn't happen Micheal Jackson didn't come over to my house. But his sister did!" Chink said and when I looked out the window I saw Data and his zipline.

"Screen Door!" I said and they opened the door but Data still went through. He hit Chunk and the statue on the table fell over. The piece that fell off was important.

"Oh my god that's my mom's most favorite piece!" Mikey said it was a small clay penis.

"You wouldn't be here if it wasn't!"Mouth said impersonationg Groucho Marx.

"Shut up Mouth go get some glue." I said and he got osme super glue but these boys I called my friends glued it on upside down. Data was talking about Detroit that's where he was moving. Mikey refused to believe it was happening.

"I wish you guys could stay." I said.

"At least you get to stay." Mikey said.

"I don't want to, not if you guys aren't." Mikey blushed did he like me too? His mom walked in with a nice looking lady who only spoke spanish and Mouth volunteered to translate for her. He would scare her so badly. When his mom left we were all talking about the attic.

"Yeah let's go it'll be fun!" I said and there we were going up to the basement.