Hey, ok then so I have made a new Fanfic about the confessions of Georgia Nicolson series. I have to say that I LOVE Dave the Laugh. He is the best.

This is my first fanficton about it, so let me know what you think!

Disclaimer : I do NOT own anything. Though I do wish I owned Dave, Robbie, Dom…. :P

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The Further confessions of Georgia Nicolson

Chapter 1- New Beginings

9.00pm

At home, in my boudoir of love

Well, that was a different ending to the way that I thought it would end! Dave the laugh and me! I never saw that one coming… or did I? I was always thinking about him, but that was just because he was a matey – type person, right? Oh well, no point worrying about it now, it doesn't matter, because I am going out with him!

10.00pm

In bed

It doesn't count as cheating does it, I mean, Masimo didn't actually didn't dump me… did he? But he left me to go to London, that doesn't matter now though right? He can't honestly think that I was going to wait for him, can he.

1 second later

Can he?

1 second later

But what if he does?

5 minutes later

I know, next time he rings, if he does, then I will tell him that I am going out with Dave and that I am very sorry but that I just couldn't wait any longer.

2 seconds later

But what if he then thinks that I am a slut? It isn't exactly like he has been gone long; he hadn't been gone 10 minutes before I got a new boyfriend.

10 minutes later

Well, now I am worrying, what if he does think that I am a slut? I can't possibly sleep now I am far to worked ….

Monday 20th April

7.00am

In bed

What a lovely wake up call I had. Libby was sucking my toes and Angus was sitting on my face. When I got him off I saw Gordy preparing to jump off of the wardrobe onto my head. I dove out the way just as he landed. I am so vair lucky.

1 second later

Not as lucky as I thought. Naomi had snuck in and she just jumped onto my back. That little sex minx. I bet this is a turn on for her.

5 minutes later

Changed vair quick for stalag 14. Didn't want to be late. I only put a light layer of foundation on, then blusher, then some light eyeliner around the edge of my eyes (very nice), then two layers of mascara, then a light layer of lip gloss.

2 minutes later

No food in, what a bloody surprise. Maybe Jas will have some midget gems. I ran up the road to meet her. Pant pant. I tried to keep my nungas under control, it wasn't easy. The Foxwood lads weren't there, thank God.

1 minute later

When I came around the corner Jas was on her wall, playing with her fringe. I ran up to her and resisted the urge to push her into the hedge. She saw me and jumped down.

7.59am

The gates of hell

Hawkeye was there, as was weedy. Ready to pounce. Lucky for me and Jas we were in just in time so there was nothing she could do about it.

2 seconds later

Oh but there is. She caught the make up and sent me to the bathrooms to remove it. Brilliant. Oh, and would you look at that, Wet Lindsay is escorting me. How lovely of her. Just lovely.

In the loos

8.02am

I'm so red it is ridiculous! This is just not fair! I shall have to try and attempt to put more on at break.

Assembly

I sat next to Rosie. Then joy of joys our favourite hymn came on, it was a good one that we liked to change, I could hear Rosie singing at top volume next to me 'oh come all ye PANTS!' I was laughing so hard. It was vair amusent.

French

This is so boring! I don't care how to say that I would like some salad. If I was dieing of hunger, I could just tell them that I wanted rabbit, Lapin. I decided that there were better things to so I did my cuticles and then painted my nails a nice calm pink, not to bright otherwise it gets caught.

German

Herr Kamyer was in a particularly sticking pair of trousers, well more shorts actually, they only came up to his knees, which are shockingly nobly, and the hair on his legs. Eeeh! Not nice.

I was just sat there, being a good girl and just plucking my eyebrows, when a note landed on my desk.

Why hello my petit pal, how are you this fine day? Are you going to preparing your outfit for my wedding? Sven and I are very excited. He wants to go and do tastes of some Viking food. Anyway, Jas was saying something the other day about you and Dave the Laugh? Do tell do tell. Love Ro Ro xxx

I sighed, I hadn't wanted to talk about this, I wasn't sure yet about Ellen being over Dave and I didn't want to upset her. So I sent a nice quick note back to her Ro Ro, you are so insane. I shall tell you about what happened in break. Was Ellen upset? Love Gee xx

I saw her see at she looked at me, she had a confused look on her face, and she mouthed why would she? I was about to reply when Herr Kamyer asked me a question,

'Georgia, vat is ze anzer?' I just looked at him, I had no idea what the question had been.

'I do not know vat ze answer is Herr Kamyer.' I told him.

'ze anzer is zat the Koch's went camping that weekend' He said. I nodded and put an interested face on.

Break

Science lab

Radiator

As soon as I went up to the Ace Gang, they all started asking about Dave.

Ro Ro said 'so. What happened?' then Ellen, who it took about five minutes to ask asked me, 'so are you err well like err well going err out?'

I looked at them all and said 'Dave and I are indeed going out. We have had a few snogging incidents in the past few months, and we have decided that we should see how it goes with us being together.' To my surprise, Ellen laughed.

But good old huffy knickers just had to put in 'a few months? As in when you Robbie were going out? And when you were with Masimo?' Uggh! She just had to out her nose in didn't she!

'Well, only once when I was with Robbie. I and he often find ourselves getting up to number six on the sale. When I was with Masimo, he got all huffy, and I just realised the other day, when we were in the woods, he told me that he loved me, that he had done for a long time and that he always would. Then after that, I couldn't stop thinking about him, and I think that this could go well.' I said.

They all smiled at me. We were all laughing at it and then we heard Wet Lindsay and ADM coming. We dove under the lab coats and hid. We were all giggling though, so I was sure that we were going to get caught. But they didn't come in; they just stood out there talking.

'I can't believe Robbie left. He said that he wanted me to go with him, but I said that I just couldn't, I had to stay here, and then I'm going to college. He was so sad, I almost went.' Lindsay said. What? She was still lying!

'Oh. I heard that he said that he didn't want you to go with him, that he thought it was better to get away from here and start fresh in London' ADM said. I always liked that girl.

'Yes, well. Anyway, Masimo left. He dumped her! Apparently she was heartbroken, and now is going out with one of the idiots from that boy's school. She is such a common tart.' I was about to come out of my hiding place and have a go at her when they walked off and carried on talking.

'I hate her! She is so horrid! Uggh!' I said. I was about to make a plan of attack to kill her when the bell went and we had to go to Biology.

Biology

I'm so bored. We are learning about drugs and should they be legal and blah blah blah. No one cares! I was just putting on the shiny layer of nail varnish when a note landed on my desk. It was in an envelope. I didn't see who gave it to me, but I suspected Jas, as she was sat there, twiddling with her fringe. I opened it up and read it.

Dear Gee, I am so glad that we are going out. I decided to write you a little letter to cheer your day up. I gave it to Tom who gave it to Jas to give to you. Just thought that I would let you know that after school today, I shall be at the gate waiting for you. See you then. Dave xxx

He was very sweet, but this meant that I would have to get glammed up. Oh why hadn't Jas given me the note sooner! I put the layer of gloss on my nails and waited for it to dry.

English

Finally! They're dry. I got my make up bag out of my school bag and got out the foundation and put a light layer on, just the base coat. Then I did my eyeliner, just a little bit, I would put more on in the loos at the end of the day. Then my mascara, only two layers, I would put the other ones on when I did eyeliner. When I had done that I put another layer of foundation on. Then the bell went and we hurried out to lunch.

Lunch

Miss Noise asked what was in my letter. I told her that it was just Dave telling me he was meeting me. She got all funny saying how romantic it was of him to write me a letter. All the others were nodding their heads; here we go again, the nodding dogs.

Art

Yet again I am amazed at my art skills. I have managed to paint a face of Ro Ro. It is amazing. Although Miss Benson didn't agree, she was all 'we are supposed to be painting the landscape and this is not and blah blah blah' I gave up listening.

Afternoon break

We sat outside eating watsits that Ellen found in the bottom of her bag. They were scrummy. We were all sat there chatting and laughing when Elvis came up and had a go about littering then he hurried off to the science block.

Games

Oh gott in Himmel! It is freezing! And we are running around the pitch. My nungas are flying everywhere! I might nock myself out in a minute. I found comfort in the fact that I wasn't at the back of the run though, I could see on the other side of the pitch struggling along trying to keep up, she was oanting hard and sucking on her inhaler. It was vair amusing.

4.00pm

End of the day

Yes! Finally! End of the day! I am out of here! I need to go to the loos and do my make up ready for meeting Dave. I dragged the rest of the gang with me, saying how the others might be with him, so they all came and we all got tarted up. I put more eye liner on and then another layer of mascara and some more foundation and bronzer.

4.10pm

When we came out the loos, we went straight to the gate. We were all rolling up our skirts, when out of the corner of my eye I saw Lindsay. I said to the others. 'quickly now. Incoming' and we all started to jog, and then she started to jog. So we broke into a run and we got to the gate and were all panting. Dave was there on the other side of the road with the other lads. We run over the road to them. Just as we got to the other side of the road, Lindsay came out the gate. She saw and starting coming over! We told the guys to run. So we all ran down the road.

4.15pm

Pant pant. God this is so tiring. She is still coming after us! Dave was holding my hand when we were running and he noticed me lagging behind he went 'hey sexkitty, need me to carry you?' I shook my head and ran faster. We got around the corner and realised Lindsay had stopped. So we all started walking. I was panting really hard. All the lads were laughing.

4.20pm

Jools, Ellen, Mabs, Rollo, Ro Ro, Dec and Edward went off on their turns. It was only Jas, Tom, Dave and me left. Jas and Tom went down Jas' lane and it was just me and Dave left. He took my hand in his and we walked to my house.

4.25pm

We got to my house and Dave asked me if I got his note. I told him that I did and that it was very lovely of him to write it. he laughed and pulled me in for a snog. We got up to number six. It was brilliant. When we broke apart I must have had a pout on my face, because he laughed at my expression then bent down to kiss me. Then he said he had to go for footie practice at the park and that he'd see me after school tomorrow.

10pm

In bed

Oh god, I am really going to need to go shopping for more make up if Dave is going to meet me EVERY day after school.

1 second later

And work on my fitness if Lindsay is going to chase us again. I don't want to get caught. I wonder what she'll so in the morning.

5 minutes later

Oh joys, Libby and he cold botty and her 'fwends' have all crammed into my bed. My bum is hanging off the edge of the bed.

11pm

Mum came in and took Libby with her. FINALLY! I can sleep.

2 minutes later

She's back.

3 minutes later

And gone again.

Midnight

She crept back in going 'shh gingey.' She fell asleep quickly. So I rolled over and tried to get to sleep, it was very hard, what with her very cold botty and all her toys. They have all had new makeovers, and there is now just an arm on Jesus, I tried rescuing him a while ago, but she attacked me shouting 'bad gingey!' and started throwing things, so I had to duck and run back to my room, Jesus has never been the same. It took a very long time to get to sleep, but I somehow managed. It almost looked as if life was looking up for me! Finally. This was a new beginning. The next chapter in my life.

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So, what d'ya think? Lemme know. Ideas would be appreciated aswell.

~Katie~