A/N: Warning: somewhat gruesome. Or should I say, suesome?


Daphne DeLorean loved Lord of the Rings! She especially loved Leggie because he was so hott, lyk SQUEE! :)

Daphne was very very pretty. She had flawless peachy marble skin and big bright sparkly purple-silver eyes with flecks of Gold, she was SO beautiful and she had long hair, it was long and pretty and it was platinum-gold with silver hi-lights. It was so long it reached to the floor, like Rapunzel, giggle!

Only even though she was SO VERY BEAUTIFUL, everyone hated Daphne! Her big pretty amethyst-glittery eyes with long-lashed filled up with Tears that shine like mini azure diamonds! :(

So Daphne was so sad, so she wants to get away from it all and go to Middle-earth and cuddle with her Yummi Leggy-darling! (A\N: Lyk, Omg, don't y'all feel sorry for her yet?) Daphne is lyk a tragic princess, she's lyk Juliet!

One day, she est chance (A\N:) lyk, Daphne speaks French, giggle! :) and she was hit by a Car! And her pretty body was all, lyk bleeding and she died! Only, it was all Okay, because when she woke up Daphne was Falling into Middle-earth! She was going to mary lyk Leggey, SQQEE!

So she was fall, and then she hit a twee lyk, and her pretty hair got caught on a treee Branch! Oh know! And Daphne was brave, so she climbed Upp teh tweee, and tries to un tangle her Hair from the Evil branch, exsept she doesn't no How, and her neck gets all TANGLD in her pretty hair, and then Daphne slippped-

It was really too bad that this late protagonist had such long hair...but of course, how was anyone with her IQ to know that she could be hung with it?