The Super Saiyan Invasion

ONE

On the last episode of Naruto, we saw the death of many. Garra was shot and reaped while Naruto was killed by…….GOD! That's right. I killed the title character with a chainsaw. Believe it! And one last casualty. Judge Judith Hokage the Third was sniped. And now part two of the Blood of Kohona trilogy. It started with an A-bomb….

After the death of the Hokage, Kohona was thrown into chaos (Like ho's of a pimp I just shot). The Hokage didn't say who'd be the fifth Hokage (Old man probably couldn't remember) and his killer was not found. The bigger question was how the fuck did he get a high powered anti-tank rifle. Those things could decapitate and elephant.

But one day, the reports came into S.I.A. (Shinobi Intelligence Agency) that the Village Hidden in the Turds, consisting of shinobi rednecks, was A-bombed 15 times since beer gave the rednecks radiation resistance. A week later, a messenger was sent to speak to the S.I.A. This was the conversation between him and S.I.A leader, Kohonamaru.

"I, Mussolini, have a message for you black niggers."

"But we're not black."

"But you wear black, don't you, you niggers." He was hung off Mount Hokagemore 2 minutes later. Now the second messenger.

"I, Hideki Tojo, have a message for you white crackers."
Kohonamaru sighed and punched him in the face. "Tell me your message you Asian fucker before I tear out your throat and shove it up your ass."

"That doesn't sound so bad." So Kohonamaru did it and fed his dead corpse to a bunch of black bears (Turned out that he was still alive and died a painful death). Now the twenty-sixth messenger (The fates of messengers 3-25 have been withheld due to adult content).

"I, A-hole Hitler, will revenge my twenty-five dead comrades for Mother Russia."

"Aren't you German?"

"My mother was boned so many times, I don't think I'll ever know for sure. Now my message. My almighty furher, Pimpmama Pan Fuckacock (Now you know why they never said what their last names were) declares war on you Asian stereotypical ninja."

"It's shinobi mother-fucker!" He decided to rip out his spinal cord and impale him on it. BELIEVE IT!