The first mini for Zelda! Woot! If you have any ideas for another mini, it can be ANYTHING, just put it in your review.
"You know what really sucks?" Link said.
Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda, and Link all sat at a round table in the middle of Telma's bard playing five card poker.
"If you're gonna bring up my drinking habits again, you're gonna stay a wolf forever," Midna snarled.
Link threw in two red chips. "No, but still..."
"TELMA! Another round over here," Midna called, throwing in two red chips then adding another two.
Zelda sighed and folded. "I'm awful at this."
"Anyways, it sucks because we have no jobs since our game is over. I mean, what're we supposed to do?!" Link exlcaimed.
"Atleast you got a cameo in Soul Calibur 2 for the Gamecube," Ganondorf pointed out.
"I'm pretty sure that was Ocarina of Time Link," Zelda corrected him.
"I think they should make a second Twilight Princess!" Link said.
Telma brought over refills of their drinks. "Ganondorf, a scotch on the rocks for you."
"Come to papa!" he mumbled, taking his drink.
"Link, a chocolate Ordon goat milk," she said, handing him his.
Link quickly drank down a gulp.
"Zelda, here's your royal vodka."
The Princess grabbed her drink and took a sip.
"Midna, here's your beer mixed in with abit of ale, vodka, root beer, and a lime," Telma said.
Midna quickly grabbed it and gulped it down. "I wonder how it would taste if you would add light beer."
"Do the Twili even know their ruler is a drunk?" Ganondorf asked.
"They don't care, they just stand around the moan all the time. It makes the Twilight Realm really depressing," she replied.
Ganondorf threw in four red chips. "Anymore raises?"
Both Link and the Twilight Princess shook their heads.
Ganondorf laid down his hand, he had a pair of three jacks.
Link put down his hand also, he had a pair of three kings.
Midna slammed down her hand and shouted, "Fulhouse!" She scooped up all the chips gleefully.
Link and Ganondorf sighed.
"Can't we play hearts instead?" Zelda asked.
"NO! I'm trading these in for tons of rupees! I can finally buy that axe I've always wanted. Next time someone tries to turn me into an imp I'm gonna beat them with the axe and their own spine," Midna declared.
"You know what I think? I think I should be able to talk in the games! Then I'll be able to make up punchlines and witty comments whenever I defeat an enemy!" Link said.
Midna shook her head. "I don't think so. I couldn't stand if everytime you beat a keese you would say "take that!" I can stand the battle cries and stuff, but they made you a mute for a reason!"
"I really need a job. I'm getting tired of showing up in fan fics and always being in love with Link or getting kidnapped. I'd really like to date Marth from Super Smash Bros Melee, but OoT Zelda is really hogging him. I'm thinking about Roy but he seems too young," Zelda said.
"Link, you said something about a Twilight Princess 2? What would it be about?" Ganondorf asked.
"I dunno. Maybe you could return and try to take over the world again?" Link suggested.
"No! Not again. That plot has been used so many times it's not even funny," Zelda declared. "I think I should be a playable character."
"And what would your moves be? The player would press the 'B' button and you'd fix your make-up?" Midna said, giggling.
"Atleast I don't get turned into an imp!" Zelda shot back.
"Atleast my ancestor didn't dress up as a guy!" Midna pointed out, smiling.
"Catfight," Ganondorf murmured making Link grin.
"Yeah… Well, atleast my character is in almost all the games!" Zelda snapped.
"Atleast I'm a playable character!" Midna exclaimed.
"Ouch," Link mumbled.
"Burned!!" Telma shouted.
