A/N: Hello guys! 13yearoldwine here with my first fanfic! It's my O.C Oscar and Gamer Luna reviewing some of the video games I have. Most will be the old games like c-12 final resistance, E.o.E Eve of Extinction, but some will be newer games such as Dead Rising 3. I have the One, but not many games. I'll try to do a Watch dogs one in the first two weeks it comes out, no promises. I will have few newer Playstation games, but i will have some of the exclusives I've tried such as Last of us.
I do not own any of the Ace Attorney series or x-overs. This is a non-profit fanfiction meant for enjoyment. I also own My Little Pony, 0% of it. Non-profit, same with youtube. All that fun legal stuffs. Enjoy now!
I will have a story explaining how luna ended up in the world up someday. And vice versa.
Luna is one of the better ponies.
"Hello and welcome to Game reviews! Join Luna and I as we play games, old or new and review them for ya'll! I'm Oscar!" I say into the mic.
"And I'm Luna!" Luna say's.
"And this is Gamer Reviews!" We both speak into the mic.
"Today, we are reviewing my favorite game series, Other than Final Fantasy is the Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney series!" Luna speaks. "We will be going over the first three, Apollo Justice, and Dual Destinies!"
"That's right!" I add on. "If you don't know, this series is centered around about 5 cases per game, except the original Ace attorney game on the GBA, which we have, telling a story of a attorney at law, defense or prosecution. This series tests your thinking skills, not sitting your ass in corner and waiting for people to walk by *Cough cough cough* Call of duty* cough cough cough*"
"Let's get started. Today, we will be playing on the DS, only doing the first three due to time issues, this is for fun not work. Sorry guys. By the way, We have the original three on the gba, but the DS is easier for both of us, Oscar doesn't have the best of eyesight" She told the people. I gave her the "Come on now babe" and noticed it."Sorry, but you know it's true. Anyway let's get started. We are only reviewing a small portion of the game, so only the first case for each."
She pulled out the DS. "Ok so this is Ace Attorney 1, phoenix first case, a woman was murdered in her apartment, and her ex, Larry butz, Phoenix's old friend was accused, so as a favor for getting phoenix his job phoenix took the case. That's the start of the case." I say into the mic. "Mr. Shawit just took the stand and is testifying. Then comes the fun part, Cross Exam. Just wait"
"I was going door-to-door selling subscriptions when I saw a man fleeing an apartment." Luna started reading " I thought he must be in a hurry cause he left the door half open behind him. Thinking it's strange i looked inside the apartment. Then i saw her lying there, a woman … not moving … dead! I quailed in fright and found myself unable to go inside. I thought to call the police immediately! But the phone in her apartment wasn't working. I went to a nearby park and found a public phone. I remember the time exactly 1:00 P.M. The man who ran, without a doubt, the defendant sitting right over there" She read, then stated "Then they start talking about a blackout and how the phone won't work. Then Mia tells you to find the lies and to use the evidence to find the contradictions."
"In a nutshell, yes. Each statement was said in a sentence, so if we press we say it like "Hold it! One!" like that. Got it? Good. Objection nine!
Phoenix: You found the body at 1:00 P.M, are you sure?
Sahwit: Yes.
Phoenix: Well, I found that hard believe! Your state clearly contradict the evidence. The autopsy notes the time of death at sometime after 4PM. There was nobody to… er… no "Body" to find at 1:00 PM! How do you explain this three hour gap? !
Sahwit: Oh that! Er…
Payne: Objection! This is trivial! The witness merely forgot the time!
Judge: After his testimony, I find that hard to believe. Mr. Sahwit… Why were you so certain that you found the body at 1:00 P.M?
Sahwit: I… Er… uh… Gee, that really is a good question!
Mia: Great job, Wright! Way to put him on the spot!
"Well that was interesting." I comment. "Since we don't have much free time, we will end this cross Exam here and give it a rating and why, Then move onto Justice for all. Ladies first"
"Well, I give this game a 10/10 because it's interesting in that you wanna keep pushing on and find the truth of the crime. Capcom has a way to make characters just so, awesome, unless we're talking about Resident evil. They ruined that series on Resident evil 4 and up." She states. "Six, it… We couldn't even finish it, it was that bad. So don't expect a review of it."
"Well, we will have to see about that when Resident evil 7 comes out. Capcom is making another one, but claimed that they are targeting the core fanbase, meaning that they are targeting the people who like the old ones like two. Well i agree with luna here. Games is just so good, and you wanna know what happens next. There is so many puns though. Also, news for the fans of Ace attorney, they claim to release AA 6 on the 3DS by the end of the year, it's already being worked on. So get hyped!"
"Really, huh? We'll have to get both. Anyway, onto Justice for all. Dick Gumshoe will be testifying, being the detective he is, this will be easy. Yet again, we will only be doing about a five minute portion to do this. Sorry guys. Maggey Bryde is on trial due to suspicion of murder. Phoenix was taking a nap, when the true murder hit him with a fire extinguisher and gave him amnesia." Luna said. "There's something even more incriminating that the glasses under the victim's body, sir. During his date, the victim was pushed from the bench area. But he managed to write the culprit's name on the ground where he landed. I don't like saying it, but it was clearly the defendant's name, "Maggie", sir. With this piece of evidence and the glasses, it's hard to say she's not the culprit." She read.
"Objection!" I yelled "I can clearly say it with ease. She's not the culprit."
"Smartass" Luna remarked.
"I try. Anyway, Maggie Explains how to cross examine and to clear her name.
"Phoenix objects to the name written, but since he has amnesia, he just points, and everyone is waiting, even him to learn what to do, again.
Phoenix: Actually, Mr. Payne, you can answer. The defendant's name please.
Payne: *Sweating bullets* Wh-Where is this ridiculous question coming from? The defendant's name, uh, name, uh… Maggie Byrde".
Phoenix: *shakes head and puts fist on wrists, getting cocky* I think someone needs to check the court record.
Payne: What…? It says right here that it's "Maggey Byrde". *Shocked* Aaaah!
Phoenix: "Looks like the the bird caught the cat nipping."
Judge: *Clueless* What's going on here!?
Gumshoe: I have no idea, Sir!
"Welp, buy the game to find out! We hafta cut it short, sorry guys. But now time for Trials and Tribulations!" I say. "This one is in the past. Rookie Attorney Mia Fey! Defending Phoenix Wright! That's "Wright"! Phoenix is accused of murder! Again! Phoenix just took the stand and started to testify about that british wanna be snob! Um, I… I admit I was there… But I'm not a killer! All I did was find his body! I hardly knew the guy to begin with… I never even talked to the stuck-up British wannabe! Mia find out that phoenix might be lying thanks to grossberg, and has to cross exam him, finding out that phoenix lies!" I say.
"Cross Exam! Hold it! Four! Mia asks how he knew that he was a british wanna be. Phoenix says that he always has the union jack on his T-Shirt. It's added to the court record." Luna summarizes "Objection! Five!"
Mia: Are you certain you saw the "Union Jack"?
Phoenix: Y-Yeah, I'm sure. It was tight there on his back.
Judge: Ms. Fey, is there some point to this line of questioning?
Mia: Your Honor, please take another look at the crime scene photo. As you can see, there's absolutely nothing written on the victim's back.
Phoenix: Hey! Wait a minute! He's wearing a leather jacket! The Union Jack was on the back of the t-shirt he was wearing…
Mia: I was under the impression that you accidentally came across the body. But, if that was really the case, then you wouldn't know that, would you? You'd have no idea at all what he was wearing underneath that jacket! Mr. Wright… You've been lying to me!
"WHY WAS PHOENIX LYING TO HER? fIND OUT WHEN YOU BUY THE GAME!" Luna yells.
"No need to yell!" I say. "But these two games were good, and both have a good story, going with the first, and reveals a little bit more about edgy. Both have a unique prosecutor into the game. One with a whip, the other loves coffee."
"Sounds like you with the coffee." Luna says
"I love coffee." I say."Anyway guys, hope you enjoyed this little podcast, and see ya next time!"
"This is Game Review! And we are powering down!" We both say into a mic. We stop the podcast.
"God, I hate my voice. I can't believe I agreed to do this." I say. "But hey, at least I didn't have the accent of a millennium ago, like you did when you first arrived here. Hehe" I laugh a little. "That was like what? Three years ago?"
"Four." Luna correct. She leans on me. "I like earth, but I do miss Eq though. Oh well." She snuggles into me. "At least I have you, and all these wonderful friends and things. Life is like luxury here, but not, you know?" She slowly let her eye's droop, obviously tired.
"I don't. You know how it was growing up. Life where you were must have been better." I reply.
"Nope, very boring there." She was slowly falling asleep. I waited for her to pass out. It was Very late. 4 A.M. She doesn't stay awake all night now. I gently moved her head and picked her up to bring her to our bedroom. I was sad she passed out that quick, I had a surprise for her. It was something she would love. A virtual reality visor thing. It was expensive as hell, over $600.
But it would be worth it, she was still adjusting, but she was almost there, suddenly teleporting in on a guy showering was embarrassing, but she just stumbled/crawled out of the bathroom and was knocked out, due to the magic blast forcing me into the wall. we moved out of that house.
She patched me up, but I was out for a day. We started bonding a few days later, and a year we ended up as a couple .(Don't know how really. Surprised me I was dating a used-to-be-equine) We generally do agree on a lot of stuff, but the problem comes with one of my favorite sports, Hunting. She's against it, so we do fighting a lot when that time of year comes and I end up on the couch.
I gently laid her down in our bed, and covered her with a plain blue blanket. I myself got under the covers and fell asleep.
A/N Sorry if that sucked. Make suggestions at will. And no I am not a clopper.
