"Will you marry me?"

For one moment, everything just halts.

BAM!

"Who the hell are you?" Sakura yells as she punches the guy. He flips and lands back on his feet.

"Sorry sorry, that was rude. The name's Deidara." The blond introduces himself, totally unperturbed that she just punched him. He stretches out his hand.

Sakura ignores it.

"Sorry, come back again when I know you!"

She slams the door on him.


He comes again the next morning.

"Sakura-chan, a rose for you!"

He holds out a clay rose, sculpted with great detail and precision. Sakura finds herself touched…almost.

"You again!" She shrieks, pointing her finger at him. "What do you want now?"

It was like having another Lee around…except this one was almost decent-looking.

"I told you already, I want to marry you!"

Sakura stares at him. It's scary…He actually looks sincere.

"Sorry, I still don't know you. Have a nice day."

In one quick motion, she takes the rose and slams the door shut on him. Again.

Ka-BOOM!

The rose explodes into a shower of little clay stars.

That guy…okay, that's it. He's going DOWN, if he ever comes back.

She won't admit that she thought the display was just a tad bit pretty.


This time she's ready.

"Sakura-chan, good morning!" He chirps.

SPLASH!!

Sakura stands in the doorway, her arms full of water balloons. She can't help but smirk at the look of the dripping-wet blond.

"Haha!! That's revenge for the exploding rose!" She says victoriously. But then as Deidara looks up at her with a disappointed face, she can't help but feel like she's kicked a puppy.

"You didn't like my rose?" He says, his sad look pushing a knife through Sakura's heart.

"A-ah…I'm sorry, Deidara-san…I didn't mean to insult your gift…"

He doesn't seem to be uplifted by this remark. Sakura tries again.

"How about I make it up to you with lunch?" She asks. The change is immediate. Like a flash of the camera, he's smiling.

"Alright, I'll pick you today at 2:00 o'clock. Be ready!"

And with a flirtatious grin and wink, he's gone.

BA-bump.

Sakura puts her hands over her quickly thudding heart, her face red as she curses him for making her feel this way with just a wink.

It's only after she closes the door does she realize that she was just manipulated.

Curses!! I should have thrown another water balloon at him!


AN: Hahaha! It's a Tobi-like Deidara!! That's what being in love does to ya!! RUUNN!!

I'm a bit hyper so don't mind me...Ah! Another random thought!! I think there should a fluff genre, cause this isn't really romantic, it's just...yeah...