Rating: T

Rating: T

Summary: All are human. Bella, Rosalie and Alice are off on holiday and meet the mouth-watering Edward, Emmett and Jasper. What fun will they have in the sun? Will romance bloom?

Romance/Humour (we hope) Alice says: "It's funny. It makes me giggle… Don't type that, Emily, what if it's not?"

Disclaimer: All these wonderfully, amazingly, brilliant characters belong to Stephenie Meyer. If they didn't Edward, Emmett and Jasper would belong to us. However we do get Stuart…he's all ours!

Chapter 1

BPOV

"What do you mean I have too many bags?" Alice whined to the bemused Air steward.

I sighed; today was going to be a very long day.

"Look, you just listen. I'm extremely tired; it took us hours to get here, and to top it off

I'm extremely hormonal. Now I suggest you let my friend check in as many bags as she

wants or you will feel my wrath." By this point Rose was turning a slight puce colour,

which was never a good sign.

I felt quite sorry for the poor man and I wasn't quite sure as to whether the look on his

face was because he had 2 extremely angry customers at 6 o'clock in the morning, or

whether it was that fact that these two particular customers had to be the hottest things

he'd ever seen. Whilst he repeatedly attempted to explain, that 7 bags were far too many

for one person and the limit really was for the safety of all passengers and that 2 bags

really were the absolute limit.

From personal experience I knew he was fighting a losing battle. I had already had this

conversation with them this morning however it ended with a Jimmy Choo shoe being

catapulted towards my cranium, only narrowly missing my left eye because I had chosen

that moment to take a step forward, my foot coming into contact with one of Alice's bras

and ending up on my backside.

Luckily for this man the only high-heeled designer shoes available were on both Alice and Rose's feet and I highly doubted that they were about to part with them just to cause

this man a moment of pain, I was pretty sure that privilege was reserved for me, and me

only.

I looked down at my single suitcase and attempted to explain to Alice that she could use

another of my suitcase slots.

"Silly Bella! This isn't about the suitcases, this is about principal! This man needs to

understand that it is necessary for females such as myself and Rose to have this amount

of suitcases. I need to be prepared. You see…" Alice looked at the man's nametag "…

Stuart, Alice's number one rule: Always be prepared!"

Why she was referring to herself in third person, I had no idea. I think she had finally

cracked and had suddenly developed schizophrenia.

I laughed at my two oldest friends who had returned to persuading the airline to change

their policies. However it seemed I was the only who found the situation remotely

amusing.

Behind me the queue was getting rowdy.

"Excuse-me!" Said a low voice from behind me "Can you please explain what the HELL

is going on?"

I turned to see the widest chest I have ever seen, and not in the fat sense, it was clear

defined muscle.

I stepped back a few steps so I was able to look up clearly and see his face. The

muscular features crowned by a dark, head of curly hair were set in a very annoyed

expression.

"I'm sorry" I began "You think you have it bad, try living with them" I told him rolling

my eyes.

"I'm sorry for the wait sir, if you would just like to give us a minute I am sure things will

move along swiftly" said the flustered air steward, was definitely finding it hard to adapt to the turn of events. It was probably his first day. Bless him.

Rose turned, her eyes blazing as she took in the man standing behind me. "Excuse-me. I

am attempting to sort out a very serious matter with Stuart here, and quite frankly you are

just wasting his time."

"Emmett, can't you just pay for their luggage, it isn't as if you don't have the money" a

calm voice asked.

"Yeh. Good idea Jasper!" the man named Emmett agreed.

"Look ladies, I will pay for your extra suitcases if you would please just allow everyone

else to check in" Emmett said.

"We don't take charity" Rose spat "How much is it?"

"100" stammered Stuart. I was definitely starting to like little Stuart. He had backbone.

"Just let us pay for it so that we actually get to Hawaii before it's time for us to come

home." The tall blonde, who I guessed was Jasper, begged.

"NO! That won't be necessary, as it just makes us seem like we can't afford it. In fact just

to show we can afford it we'll pay triple." Alice said, finding her voice yet again.

My eyes widened at the price we were just about to pay.

"Alice we can't afford that." I muttered.

"Double?"

I shook my head. I slipped a 10 bill into her hand.

"Fine!" she said as she got her card out of her bag. "Here you go Stuart a 110 dollars it

is."

For some strange reason Alice seemed quite proud of herself. Rose and Alice turned their

backs to the rest of the queue, as they finally checked in our luggage.

I turned to thank the Emmett and Jasper, who both had slightly dreamlike expressions on

their faces and were staring at the backs of my friends.

"Sorry about my friends. Thanks very much for your offer though." I said

"Don't worry about it…?" he replied

"Bella." I answered the unspoken question. "And those very rude, very obnoxious two

women over there are Rose and Alice"

"See you later Bella" Jasper chipped in.

I smiled as they turned to walk back to their luggage which was being guarded by another

man I hadn't noticed before. He looked over at me and smile, his white teeth flashing at

me. I think I stopped breathing.

EPOV

"What's taking so long" Emmett moaned, for what had to have been the hundredth time

in the past minute, he was like a broken record. I swear it was like taking a child on

holiday. He stood there bouncing up and down trying to see what was going on. Not that

he needed to as he stood a good foot over everyone else in the crowd. Me being me, I

stood their patiently, next to Jasper who stood tapping his foot looking like he was ready

to cause Emmett some pain.

"Well why don't you go over and see what the hold up is?" Jasper asked through gritted

teeth.

Emmett stalked off in the direction of the check-in desks. I sighed and stared at Jasper; feeling my gaze he looked at me, his dark blue eyes confused.

"You idiot! He is only going to make a complete fool of himself" I stated "Then get into an argument with someone, then a fight and by the looks of things it wouldn't take a lot

more from Emmett to make that Air Steward cry."

"Aww shit!" He moaned as he turned on his heel and ran after Emmett.

I rolled my eyes and sat down on my suitcase and awaited their return. 10 minutes later

two rather dazed looking men came into view. I looked up at the desk to see a young

woman smiling at them. She noticed my gaze. I think I stopped breathing.