America: *calls Statefarm*
England France China Russia: *all pick up* Yes? Oui? Da?
America: Hey dudes! What discounts do you offer?
England: *sighs* There's the good driver discount.
America: For good but not HEROIC drivers?
France: Non. For non Italian drivers~
England: Quite. And the multi line discount.
America: For callin from multiple lines while drivin!
China: *yells* You should never use a phone while driving!
America: Relax dude! I only make calls from my car when I'm stuck in a ditch or somethin! On purpose of course!
Russia: Are you in ditch?
America: Yes I am!
England: I'm not going to get him.
France: But I did it last time!
China: *groans and England and France fight*
Russia: Why not leave him there?
England France China America: O.o;
