America: *calls Statefarm*

England France China Russia: *all pick up* Yes? Oui? Da?

America: Hey dudes! What discounts do you offer?

England: *sighs* There's the good driver discount.

America: For good but not HEROIC drivers?

France: Non. For non Italian drivers~

England: Quite. And the multi line discount.

America: For callin from multiple lines while drivin!

China: *yells* You should never use a phone while driving!

America: Relax dude! I only make calls from my car when I'm stuck in a ditch or somethin! On purpose of course!

Russia: Are you in ditch?

America: Yes I am!

England: I'm not going to get him.

France: But I did it last time!

China: *groans and England and France fight*

Russia: Why not leave him there?

England France China America: O.o;