On the first day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

A bat with nails and glass shards!

On the second day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

2 cupcakes

and a bat with nails and glass shards!

On the third day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

3 bottles of poison

2 cupcakes

and a bat with nails and glass shards!

On the fourth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

4 bloody shovels

3 bottles of poison

2 cupcakes

and a bat wit nails and glass shards!

On the fifth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

5 used cigars~

4 bloody shovels

3 bottles of poison

2 cupcakes

and a bat wit nails and glass shards!

On the sixth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

6 throwing knives

5 used cigars~

4 bloody shovels

3 bottles of poison

2 cupcakes

and a bat wit nails and glass shards!

On the seventh day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

7 lazy Germans

6 throwing knives

5 used cigars~

4 bloody shovels

3 bottles of poison

2 cupcakes

and a bat wit nails and glass shards!

On the eighth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

8 katanas

7 lazy Germans

6 throwing knives

5 used cigars~

4 bloody shovels

3 bottles of poison

2 cupcakes

and a bat wit nails and glass shards!

On the ninth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

9 tacky outfits

8 katanas

7 lazy Germans

6 throwing knives

5 used cigars~

4 bloody shovels

3 bottles of poison

2 cupcakes

and a bat wit nails and glass shards!

On the tenth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

10 hockey sticks

9 tacky outfits

8 katanas

7 lazy Germans

6 throwing knives

5 used cigars~

4 bloody shovels

3 bottles of poison

2 cupcakes

and a bat wit nails and glass shards!

On the eleventh day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

11 wallets a full

10 hockey sticks

9 tacky outfits

8 katanas

7 lazy Germans

6 throwing knives

5 used cigars~

4 bloody shovels

3 bottles of poison

2 cupcakes

and a bat wit nails and glass shards!

On the twelfth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

12 typing fingers

11 wallets a full

10 hockey sticks

9 tacky outfits

8 katanas

7 lazy Germans

6 throwing knives

5 used cigars~

4 bloody shovels

3 bottles of poison

2 cupcakes

and a bat wit nails and glass shards!