We see a DIM light

"The tale you are about to hear… is a tale like no other; this is like a tale, with no other tale like this tale, besides this tale..." we hear Po's V.O.

"Get on with it!" we hear the director say. DIM light goes dark.

"Oh, uh, right sorry, we gotta move on with the story" We hear Po say.

"Yeah"

DIM Light

"Tell the tale of awesomeness…" Po continues

DIM light goes dark.

"Yes the tale of awesomeness, now please Po…" the director urges but Po cuts him off…

"Wait, can we go to lunch first?"

"PO!" everyone yells.

"Sorry, Sorry…. Move on with the story, ok"

"Po please…" the director repeats

"Alright, alright…" Po says. "The Tale you…"

DIM LIGHT AGAIN

"Wait" a young boy named Stan says.

DIM LIGHT GOES DARK (A/N: I can go on and on =P)

"What is it?" the director asks.

"I think I'm supposed to be narrating, right?" Stan asks. The entire crew cries in despair.

"PO!" Mantis yells.

"Sorry I forgot that Stan was narrating this time," Po says innocently.

"Do we have to start over?" Monkey asks.

"Since PO, has messed up for the 10th time afraid so…" the director stresses.

"AWWWW" the everyone says in despair.

A FEW MINS LATER

DIM Light

"The tale you are about to hear… wait, WHO WROTE THIS?" we hear Stan's V.O.

DIM LIGHT'S GONE

"STAN, COME ON" we hear crane.

"I'm sorry but who wrote this?" Stan asks.

"I did, now COME ON" StanLee4Ever says.

"Can't we just skip the opening?" Viper asked.

"Maybe if someone didn't always have some sort of complement…" Tigress scolded Stan.

"You know what? Screw the opening" we hear Stan.

"WAIT, WAIT NO!" the cast and crew yells.

*Button Press SFX*

TITTLE CARDS COME IN.

KUNG FU PANDA 3: My past is history, Today is my gift.