Who lives in an old house in privet drive?

HARRY POTTER!

Quite skinny and lanky with sparkling green eyes!

HARRY POTTER!

He's a thumping good wizard and Hermione's a witch!

HARRY POTTER!

And finally he's killed old Voldy the bitch!

HARRY POTTER!

Ready? HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER!

HAR-RY POT-TERRRRRRRRRR!