Who lives in an old house in privet drive?
HARRY POTTER!
Quite skinny and lanky with sparkling green eyes!
HARRY POTTER!
He's a thumping good wizard and Hermione's a witch!
HARRY POTTER!
And finally he's killed old Voldy the bitch!
HARRY POTTER!
Ready? HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER!
HAR-RY POT-TERRRRRRRRRR!
